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@jossminion.bsky.social

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She/her, 30s, Canadian Notoriously bad at figuring out new social media apps, so please bear with me. OFMD-obsessed, with a dash of IWTV when the mood strikes. Mostly just here to bask in the glory of all you amazingly talented fan creators.

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jossminion.bsky.social @jossminion.bsky.social · 15h

Agreed. This is why I have such a hard time with fics where Ed has short hair. That’s not Ed; that’s Taika. Ed has to have the long hair.

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Ally 🗡️🧄🍜 it's a safe space ship @edbbteach.bsky.social · 17h

I still call it s2 finale, two years later, a year and 9 months after cancellation because it feels wrong to say it's the last episode

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Blackbeard’s Heartbreak ❤️‍🩹🏴‍☠️ @bbsheartbreak.bsky.social · 16h

2 years!

2 years ago there was zero doubt in my mind that we’d get our third season/series.

I’m still pretty convinced we’ll get it someday.

Look at them. Look at him! How can we not?

Ed Teach and Stede Bonnet in the middle of the finale

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jossminion.bsky.social @jossminion.bsky.social · 17h

They are literally always Kiwis in my head. Cowboy AU? Kiwis. Native Londoners? Kiwis. Quasi-sentient inanimate objects? Absolutely Kiwi, 100%. No explanation needed. I cannot possibly hear them any other way.

jossminion.bsky.social @jossminion.bsky.social · 18h

🎶 The Internet is for porn! The Internet is for porn! 🎶

jossminion.bsky.social @jossminion.bsky.social · 18h

The alt text on this is simultaneously the most upsetting and the most amazing thing I have ever read with my own two eyeballs.

Samm 🏳️‍⚧️🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @aliassamm.bsky.social · 19h

What have I done???

A drawing of OFMD characters Stede Bonnet and Edward Teach in an au where Stede has a set of dicks along his body like nipples. Don't look at me, I didn't make the rules. Long Stede, stretched out naked in bed grips at the sheets, eyes closed and mouth in a smile, cheeks flushed. Along his body, five little naked Ed's suckle at his dicklets. Two other Ed's lay sleeping, sated from their feeding.

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jossminion.bsky.social @jossminion.bsky.social · 18h

This means war!

a man with a beard is standing next to another man in a wig

ALT: a man with a beard is standing next to another man in a wig

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yorick @helloyorick.fightins.online · 1d

I'm finally watching Our Flag Means Death, and ages ago I read a post that said "Black Sails dared to ask the question: What if pirates were gay? Our Flag Means Death dares to ask the questions: what if pirates were gay, and also silly?" and it's a perfect summary really (complimentary)

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jossminion.bsky.social @jossminion.bsky.social · 1d

Nooooooo! None have suffered as you now suffer! 💔

jossminion.bsky.social @jossminion.bsky.social · 1d

I won’t lie - this has not quite yielded the financial return that I was promised (I suspect that Prince Azi fellow may not have been on the level), but it sure does bring me joy every time I see it on my fridge. 🥰 #OFMDCraftFair

Beautifully made card that alleges to entitle the bearer to 1/2 Pyramid, signed by Prince Azi himself. It is stuck to OP’s ugly, dirty-ass fridge with a cheap plastic magnet.

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creme 🏴‍☠️ @cremeisheere.bsky.social · 5d

hey @netflix.com i gotta TV asset for you to acquire… #OurFlagMeansDeath #SaveOFMD

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molly 🏴‍☠️🪴 @aproperpirate.bsky.social · 5d

time to free ofmd once and for all and give it a season 3 let’s fucking go

DiscussingFilm @discussingfilm.net · 5d

Netflix and Comcast both have interest in acquiring Warner Bros’ film & TV assets but not the networks.

(Source: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...)

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 6d

I love how pumpkins and watermelons unite animals, everyone from turtles to wombats to bears to hippos is a fan of them. Even obligate carnivores are like "oh damn is that a pumpkin hell yeah dude"

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jossminion.bsky.social @jossminion.bsky.social · 6d

Believe it or not, it actually took me a full minute to notice that his ass was out, because I was so deliciously distracted by ARM!!!! 🥵 You made it look so very biteable.

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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 6d

#inktoberragged #gentlebeard

nothing to see here just linking my two ragged pirates getting married

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jossminion.bsky.social @jossminion.bsky.social · 6d

Ed’s expression here is just *chef’s kiss*

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jossminion.bsky.social @jossminion.bsky.social · 6d

Just how heinously itchy is it, out of curiosity?

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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 8d

#inktober #inktoberdrink #ofmd #edwardteach

no imagination's here, just ed's drinking

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jossminion.bsky.social @jossminion.bsky.social · 8d

Showing this to my kids for the first time tonight! I am excited! They will probably either be unaccountably terrified, or else think it’s totally lame, but at least I’m excited, y’know?

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OrangeSage @orangesage.bsky.social · 8d

#NoKings Miami!

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Nikki ✌🏻💜🏴‍☠️ @asyouwish311.bsky.social · 9d

Hey @netflix.com please fix the massive error made by HBO Max! Clearly they were looking at the wrong set of numbers. There's a TON of us fans waiting for a third season. We want to spend money on merch! We want these artists to have another chance to win all the awards they deserve! #SAVEOFMD