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Running a scientific experiment to see whether a toddler or this site can give me more psychic damage. Carcinogenic Coastal Elite.

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · Jul 16

Elite window stickers in the neighborhood

Window sticker that says:
"Keep honking, I also am a goose pretending to be a human. Fear not comrade our day will come."

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 11h

Gonna start insisting that the runaway success of KH2 is what got Tron Legacy greenlit

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 11h

I don't understand the problem. It's entirely canon

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 11h

Some Kingdom Hearts-ass writing in this kids book

There is a dark place behind you where the sun does not shine. The darkness is your shadow

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 15h

A strong Republican party wouldn't have botched their attempts to kill Trump's primary campaign in 2015

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 21h

The Tlaxcalans basically never regretted throwing in against the Aztecs, and other parts of the coalition probably would have had no regrets if it weren't for smallpox, which nobody could have planned for

hypoallergenic bobcat alternative @noghiri.bsky.social · 22h

my understanding is that for some of the groups under the aztecs the gamble even largely worked out

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 2d

It's wild that Tessa Thompson's explicitly gay character has more chemistry with Thor than Natalie Portman could muster in 3 attempts

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 2d

I mean, taste can't be wrong. Weirdly, I like the fresh hop pilsners a lot despite mostly not drinking them any other time of year.

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 2d

With some help from my wife with the buttons and no help at all from the dog, I managed to complete my first sweater for myself

Mirror selfie of a man in a blue shirt with a cream and brown knit cardigan with dark brown buttons. Pattern is book bound cardigan by Knitatude.

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 2d

The craft beer audience is aging, and I think the market is moving to reflect that with more low abv stuff

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 2d

Case in point:

A 4 pack of beers, one is which is a fresh hop Mexican lager with a rooster on the label

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 2d

I believe in you

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 2d

This is the most washed millennial dad thing I've ever posted, but it feels like this fresh hop season suddenly has a more non-IPA offerings than I've ever seen, and that's neat

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 2d

A&M is a different flavor of crazy! If anything, we give coaches too much time and leeway

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 2d

There's no particular reason why Indiana shouldn't be #1 right now

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 6d

Penn State, let me tell you about the floor at a rich hick school in a state with talented players a few hours away from you

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meliss-AAAH! @mel.bzky.team · 2d

good afternoon

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 2d

Sort of a region shifted but similar dynamic to the potential Florida, Auburn, and Arkansas openings all at once

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 2d

Underrated part of last night's game: A&M only had three penalties
1. Intentional delay of game
2. Unsportsmanlike conduct after the game sealing turnover
3. Garbage time defensive hold

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 3d

My two cities are in the top 5, moral superiority confirmed

Doug Gray @dougdirt24.bsky.social · 3d

Good job, @litwick.net

Best Tips by city per inKind's in-app data from January through August of 2025

1 Denver 21.18%
2 Austin 21.06%
3 Seattle 20.98%
4 Miami 20.43%
5 Houston 20.28%
6 Portland 20.20%
7 Phoenix 20.12%
8 Washington DC 20.10%
9 New York 19.91%
10 Chicago 19.87%
11 Cincinnati 19.69%

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 3d

They don't do it often, but Roger and Peggy is an S-tier Mad Men character pairing

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 3d

"We're gonna run right at you. Stop it or don't, idiots"

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 3d

There's nothing more fun than just crowbarring a team to death in the 4th quarter

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Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 3d

Sexiest drive of the year

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 3d

T Mobile Tech

Jorvorskie Layne's @jorvorskielaynes.bsky.social · 3d

Gig 'em

Robby Kalland @rkalland.bsky.social · 3d

.337!!!!! that'll get you in the HOF in baseball. also "eating a sandwich with a water jug of whiskey" is killing me. that's not even incognito like vodka in a water bottle lmao.

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