Lightnews — Scholar-powered news

Jordan Taylyr

@jordantaylyr.bsky.social

67 followers 41 following 440 posts

*she/her* I'm short, funny, and diagnosed with MDD, Anxiety, and ASD. All I ask is to help at least one person out and make one person laugh.

Posts Media Videos Starter Packs

Pinned

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · Feb 3

I've updated my Linktree to include more GFMs and also moved the Central IL Assist Lists closer to the tip for those in need.

If you know of any organizations/shelters/food banks that are not listed, please let me know 💜

linktr.ee/jordantaylyr

jordantaylyr | Instagram, Facebook, TikTok | Linktree

Here are the current organizations/charities I wish to share

linktr.ee

1 2

Reposted by Jordan Taylyr

Brad Jones @thecinemasnob.bsky.social · 9h

🎃New Cinema Snob Episode🎃

We've done all the other movies in the Halloween Franchise, so that means there's only one thing left to spotlight. The Adult Parody version of course!

Click here to watch: youtu.be/i91bF9wzh3w

Halloween: A Naughty Parody - The Cinema Snob

YouTube video by Stoned Gremlin Productions

youtu.be

1 3 11

Reposted by Jordan Taylyr

Franchesca Ramsey @chescaleigh.bsky.social · 1d

happy 10 year anniversary to one of the most prophetic tweets of all time @cavalorn.bsky.social

6 300 950

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 1d

I saw a friend stating it's behind a pay wall (I'm not sure why - it shouldn't be) but I'll share screenshots if needed.

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 1d

The trial starts Monday and last week after city council, I was asked a few questions regarding Sonya Massey's murder, along with other citizens in Springfield who are hoping to see change.

www.sj-r.com/story/news/c...

No matter the outcome, some hoping for 'serious conversations' in city after Grayson trial

The murder trial begins in Peoria, Illinois, on Oct. 20.

www.sj-r.com

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 2d

I'm not a mother - and I don't plan to be.

However, hearing Alex cry because she was stuck on top of the fridge, rushing to get her down, only then to see her jump back up...feels like what a Mom goes through.

3 5

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 2d

Asked @thecinemasnob.bsky.social some book questions and got a Burt cameo!

v.cameo.com/e/Srf2nALKuXb

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 3d

This Friday at Intricate Minds 💜🩷

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 4d

I just watched the video and it is sweet to see Dan be more expressive.

I could tell in his earlier videos that he was uncomfortable with how some Phans were invading his personal life.

I can understand why he'd want to make his dating life more private.

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 4d

Like I swear when Dan came out several years ago, he had also insinuated in the video "yeah, we're dating, I just don't want to get too personal" - and everyone had just accepted that and moved on?

But congrats Dan and Phil - and maybe don't go on Tumblr for the next few days, guys.

1 2

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 4d

Me: Oh, cool...I thought they already did that, though.

Pop Crave @popcrave.com · 4d

🚨Dan and Phil confirm they’ve been in a relationship for almost 16 years.

1 2

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 5d

Steele's being cuddly today.- which is fine by me.

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 6d

I feel like The Onion is reposting this like the School Shooting article because I swear I've seen since same headline three other times at least.

The Onion @theonion.com · 6d

Israel Agrees To Go Back To Killing Palestinians On Less Frequent Basis

CAIRO—As part of a historic ceasefire agreement with Hamas following two years of war, the Israeli government reportedly agreed Thursday to go back to killing Palestinians on a less frequent basis. “I...

theonion.com

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 6d

It's been years since I sent to an honest to God con...

Should I go to Grand Rapids Con in November?

a woman is sitting at a table with her hand on her chin and looking up .

ALT: a woman is sitting at a table with her hand on her chin and looking up .

media.tenor.com

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 6d

I want these - I need these

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 6d

I have 2 hours to finish a book (a little over 200 pages) and return to the library.

Can I do it?!? (I mean yes, if Weir stopped writing Henry VIII like a sympathetic, lovelorn bitch)

Reposted by Jordan Taylyr

Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 7d

This video is everywhere because it's a hilarious visual refutation of Portland being on fire. You can't get a mass movement going without convincing the masses

so yes, this does do something actually

Post

Dallas Steele

@Cherrykickstart

Follow

This literally does nothing. You are not beating fascism by dressing up in inflatable suits and dancing

Quote tweeting Claude Taylor @TrueFactsStated

Follow

|

Portland is leading the way. This is how you (non violently) beat Fascism. Humor and ridicule are key.

Stillframe from a video of Portland protesters dancing in inflatable suits

9:17 AM 08 Oct 25 758K Views

13:01 09 Oct 25 32.6K Views

88 Reposts

11 Quotes

1,049 Likes

150 810 4.4K

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 7d

Look, judge me all you want but they aren't interested in their water bowls tonight and I had to make sure Steele and Alex were hydrated.

1 2

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 7d

*hugs back* yeah, as grateful as I am to live in Illinois right now - it still sucks living in a red county

But imma keep fighting

1 2

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 8d

I forgot to update everyone about this - I had made a Tiktok about the incident below, someone at my job shared it with the coworker and I got a talking to.

So, now I can't share anything at work on my socials.

1 2

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 9d

"Feed...me"

1 5

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 14d

I can never say "I was born in the wrong era" because my favorite thing to watch as a teenager was those "I Love the..." series from VH1 and countdown list shows (100 Scariest Movie Moments, 100 Greatest One-Hit Wonders, etc).

That only lasted for a few years and that was just fine with me.

Reposted by Jordan Taylyr

Flimsy Fantasies ~ ♔ COMMISSIONS OPEN! ♚ (1/5) Claimed @flimsyfoxie.bsky.social · 14d

Also, bonus Fox cuddling pumpkin doodle I made for my phone this year. I kinda have theme going don't I 😋💕

2 3

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 16d

I feel bad because my first thought after hearing Jane Goodall passing away was "DIAMONDS!" and I have no idea if she liked that episode or not.

a cartoon character holding a pile of diamonds with the words diamonds diamonds written below him

Alt: a cartoon character holding a pile of diamonds with the words diamonds diamonds written below him

media.tenor.com

Jordan Taylyr @jordantaylyr.bsky.social · 20d

Not to be a Snob (ha) but I'm so fucking angry, I'm about to see if I can make shirt designs of references that Noone would get, just to keep my mind off shit