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@jonfmorse.com

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Managing editor, @botc.bsky.social Probably smarter than you, but also smart enough to know when you know more than me about something. 🇺🇦 FFXIV: «OwO» Goblin🐉 Discord: @kiylyn

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · Jan 19

If I see you insulting or being an asshole to someone to whom you are a rando jumping in their mentions, I'm blocking you just on principle.

We came here specifically to get away from losers like you and the whole Dunk Culture.

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 12h

there are nine words too many in this skeet

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 22h

Like, free speech means you get to speak. It in no way obligates me to listen to you; indeed, asserting that I must listen is tyranny of its own kind.

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 22h

I have, for years, claimed that the problem with the usual fashy "blocking is bad" crowd is that they are mortally offended at people not paying attention to them.

But the blue crew is absolutely no different.

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 22h

Well, it does *cut down* on the number of randos commenting. A lot of people won't bother to follow just to comment.

I see both sides here. I think it's a little arrogant; at the same time I can understand large accounts wanting to limit their notification rate while not entirely closing the door.

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 23h

Abuela Rosarita makes better gruel.

AND gravy.

Stephen Lurie @luriethereal.bsky.social · 1d

Time to tune in to some analysis from Antifa expert…Chef Andrew…Gruel?…founder of…American Gravy Concepts?

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 23h

With the caveat that I do not consider any song credited to "traditional" as a cover, thus eliminating Queensryche's "Scarborough Fair" from consideration...

Manfred Mann, "For You"

Sophia_Nyx 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophianyx.bsky.social · 1d

Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 23h

my emotional support parasocial relationship is a one-way reverse parasocial relationship with a smarmy humorless 18-year-old elf lordling in short pants and a bow tie with 38 different tisms who doesn't know how to just STFU and leave me alone

alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 1d

hey don’t touch that that’s my emotional support parasocial relationship with a few thousand people

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

Clearly I'mma gonna hafta go rough AG up, maybe muss his clothes some

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

Nah, I mean they literally have no time to stand around waiting for an Uber because people are trynna kill them.

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

ICE should be like Wal*Mart Loss Prevention: one false tag and you're fired -- for cause, so you can't draw unemployment.

Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 1d

"During the encounter, Greeley said they told her she 'doesn’t look like' a Greeley."

www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Chicago Tribune: Greeley, who was born at Illinois Masonic hospital and is adopted, carries a copy of her passport just in case she runs into federal agents.

“I am Latina and I am a service worker,” Greeley said. “I fit the description of what they’re looking for now.”

During the encounter, Greeley said they told her she “doesn’t look like” a Greeley.

“They said this isn’t real, they kept telling me I’m lying, I’m a liar,” Greeley recalled. “I told them to look in the rest of my wallet, I have my credit cards, my insurance.”

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

They start out on the run, so Uber ain't happenin'.

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

It reeks of corporate PR. Normal folks don't talk like this. There's no "connection" here.

Maybe there's something in the ellipsis which is human.

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

We are a mere six wins from destiny, baseball

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

In 1946, Florida had 6 (six) (SIX!) congressional representatives. Iowa had 8.

That is just wild.

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

All fiction should have comprehensive epilogues which shatter everyone's ability to write unhinged fanfic

Rachel Feder @rachelfeder.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

Did you know: the Twins' last game at the Met was against Kansas City, and the Vikings' last game at the met was against Kansas City

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

I have been making Mariners-Pilots jokes for two weeks maaan

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

pretty disrespectful of Arby's to turn E.T. into sandiwch meat ngl

Discontinued FOoOoOoOods! 🎃🍫👻🍬 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · Apr 16

Arby's E.T. Slider (2019-2019): To celebrate the infamous "Storm the Basecamp" event at Area 51, Arby's set up shop in the Nevada desert with a special alien-themed menu, including this sandwich, consisting of a chicken tender drenched in Bronco Berry sauce, served on a fluffy slider bun

A fried chicken tender in a reddish-orange sauce, on a fluffy, kaiser-style slide roll

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

no no you have to read the comments

Pro Bollard Account @piegoblin.bsky.social · 1d

Accident or not, you never forget the first time you were shit in the face.

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

I'm visualizing you (or anyone else) missing a punt and oh lord that gif would be everywhere

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

Absolutely Auburn.

Or A&M.

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

Okay, no, I have to push back on this.

Most people who do this are only limiting replies to their followers.

Not the people THEY follow, the people who follow THEM.

It's effectively a "stupid check", because they know perfectly well someone can just follow them, respond, then unfollow.

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

have you ever tried to get back to brooklyn from the upper west side with your homies after a gang summit went sideways?

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ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

Something about friendship would have salvaged this

Peart’s widow, Carrie Nuttall-Peart, and his daughter, Olivia, have given their blessing to and support for the Fifty Something tour. The two family members said jointly in a press statement: “We are thrilled to support the Fifty Something tour, celebrating a band whose music has resonated and inspired fans for generations, and to honor Neil’s extraordinary legacy as both a drummer and lyricist. … As the band enters this new chapter, it promises to be truly unforgettable. We are excited to see how their new vision unfolds, and to hear this legendary music played live once again.”

ʝօռ ʍօʀֆɛ @jonfmorse.com · 1d

...no? Side 2 finishes with Trampled Underfoot and Kashmir, it's the bomb.

Side 3 opens with In the Light.

The rest of the thing is watching the other team score 56 points.