Monica
@jolemamels.bsky.social
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She/her. I enjoy sports even though they give me heartburn. Coffee is needed in an IV. Gemini. MS ♿️. Show me your pets.
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alexkirshner.com
<sitting on my couch with an apple cider> you've gotta let that pitch hit you in the kneecap man
jolemamels.bsky.social
Freddy’s teeth are going to continue to haunt my dreams
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brittneybush.bsky.social
Once again I am begging Topps Now
razzball.bsky.social
If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit
Sal Frelick
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razzball.bsky.social
If I send you this, know I’ve lost my shit
Sal Frelick
jolemamels.bsky.social
This is some Phillies s**t right here
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Oh. Oh. Oh lol. Lolololololololol.
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UHHHHH WHAT IS GOING ON????
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Tried to read this aloud to Logan and said “Blake Smell” at first and laughed for a solid 2 minutes.
alltimebrewers.bsky.social
Blake Snell has no chin. Brewers 12 Dodgers 4
jolemamels.bsky.social
That Taco Bell Y2K commercial 1.) makes me feel old and 2.) made me realize that the caramel apple empanadas had gone away??? I thought they were always on the menu. 😭
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1000%. Luckily, it carried over for me into HS and I had friends who also liked to read. Plus, a lot of us wrote our own stuff too. It's really the assumption of “well, they'd rather be on their phones!” sure, some might, but there are tons who want to do other things but just need help.
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Thiiis. Honestly, reading time during the morning part of the day (30 minutes) was great; our teacher had to bribe us to stop reading most of the time. Weekly library trips, BOOK IT (food motivating but still fun), GOOD Scholastic Book Fairs - I miss it myself
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hobbydrifter.bsky.social
White people who have spent decades thinking “Born in the USA” is patriotic and “Every Breath You Take” is a great wedding song are suddenly very concerned about not being able to understand lyrics to some songs at the Super Bowl halftime show.
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grumpon.bsky.social
Imagine wearing a plug the dumper shirt only to have him plug your team instead
jolemamels.bsky.social
Should have slid in butt first
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Annnnd popping in earbuds
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Big ol Dumper. Doo doo dump a roo. Dumps like a truck, what what a doo doo (this legit has been my word vomit for a hour)
jolemamels.bsky.social
WHO MADE THE GRAPHIC “BIG DUMPER MAKES IT RAIN” RAIN WHAT. RAIN. WHAT.
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Thank you, Panthers, for the good, hearty laugh. I needed it.
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Phillies and Cubs, I will be forwarding my bill to you.
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I will have a lot of talk about in therapy in this week.