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Monica

@jolemamels.bsky.social

1.1K followers 560 following 5.3K posts

She/her. I enjoy sports even though they give me heartburn. Coffee is needed in an IV. Gemini. MS ♿️. Show me your pets.

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · Sep 4

George Constanza with a Philadelphia Eagles hat on saying to Elaine I gotta focus. I’m shifting into Birds mode.

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grumpon.bsky.social @grumpon.bsky.social · 7h

Imagine wearing a plug the dumper shirt only to have him plug your team instead

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 8h

Oh. Oh no.

Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 8h

Should have slid in butt first

Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 9h

Annnnd popping in earbuds

Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 9h

You know Jeter wanted to be like “YOU GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF ME” to ARod

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 9h

Big ol Dumper. Doo doo dump a roo. Dumps like a truck, what what a doo doo (this legit has been my word vomit for a hour)

Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 10h

WHO MADE THE GRAPHIC “BIG DUMPER MAKES IT RAIN” RAIN WHAT. RAIN. WHAT.

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 13h

Thank you, Panthers, for the good, hearty laugh. I needed it.

Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 13h

LOOOOOOOOOOL

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1d

Phillies and Cubs, I will be forwarding my bill to you.

Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1d

I will have a lot of talk about in therapy in this week.

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1d

Welp. I will be hoping one of the AL teams win.

Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1d

Alright, it's one run. We can do this.

Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1d

THE F**K ARE YOU ALL DOING?!??? KNOCK IT OFF

Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1d

WTF WAS THAT THROW?!?

Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1d

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1d

Ian Watkins getting attacked and dying is the highlight of my day.

Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1d

DEATH TOOK DIANE KEATON BUT NOT YOU KNOW WHO?!!? THIS IS F**KING BULLS**T

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LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @longtimehistory.bsky.social · 1d

ICE secretly kidnap autistic boy during bathroom break—never notify parents.

Mother reported him missing a week ago—turns out ICE had him detained the whole time.

He was helping sell fruit and asked to go to the restroom—by the time she was done helping a customer he was gone.

Houston, Texas

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1d

Recipe, por favor!

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1d

*whispers* oh no but I will now

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Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 7d

Start building guillotines. We’re going to need a lot of them.

Cristian Farias @cristianfarias.com · 7d

This video of Chicagoans intervening to save a man from being abducted off the streets by ICE is making the rounds on Instagram.

Community action works.

Source: www.instagram.com/reel/DPZL2AL...

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1d

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1d

Just woke up from a mid-morning nap sweating and disoriented, glasses askew and my phone is hot as heck

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Monica @jolemamels.bsky.social · 1d

I do it for med reasons (gotta space my MS meds 3 weeks before and after both) and I'm knocked out for at least 3-4 days after every time.