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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist

@johnpontoon.bsky.social

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I once sang, “From where I stand you look like ants / and there’s an aardvark in my pants.” It wasn’t literally true at the time. I don't have anything to sell you... except hope! Ha ha jk. Past talent: soundcloud.com/johnpontoon

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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · May 18

Surely at some point, organizations had a sensible bias against being led by know-nothing dumbfucks? I believe this must be true because humanity has torn iron from the ground and made it into buildings a thousand feet high.

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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 2h

Still my favorite music video of all time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqf_...

California Tuffy - Geraldine Fibbers

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Greg Olear @gregolear.bsky.social · 5h

This entire thread:

Brooke Harrington @ebharrington.bsky.social · 8h

Putin decriminalized domestic violence in Russia yrs ago. It's a required step in the fascist playbook; @ruthbenghiat.bsky.social documented this over a century of fascism.

This regime of state-sanctioned gender terrorism serves the same purpose in oppressing women as Jim Crow did toward PoC.

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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h

Gonna re-name my son after her!

LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 14h

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 4h

His name is Tron Guy, everyone knows this.

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 4h

Gourd luck with that!

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 4h

I don’t think he should be eligible to win the tourney.

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h

Jesus fucking Christ

MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 16h

BREAKING EXCLUSIVE: Trump may launch missiles from warships into California this Friday and Saturday as part of what is being described as a “vanity parade” and shut down portions of the I-5 during the No Kings protests meidasnews.com/news/exclusi...

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h

Gonna re-name my son after her!

LorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 14h

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h

Folks I kinda really need this to become a franchise. I refuse to do any more work on it though, the skeet is all of it, it is pure.

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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 11h

PROTON BALLS! He has the strength of 113 genius men because he has PROTON BALLS! He can fly like 23 geese because he has PROTON BALLS!

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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h

I’m a Chicagoan and I can still taste it when I’m chewing chocolate.

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 10h

magnanimous guy offers to provide homicides

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 11h

oh you sweet-faced youth, I was there 4 decades ago.
U-R-E-T-H-R-A, found out what it meant, okay?

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 11h

Vance is SO butt-hurt that the Pope isn’t HIS follower!

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 11h

PROTON BALLS! He has the strength of 113 genius men because he has PROTON BALLS! He can fly like 23 geese because he has PROTON BALLS!

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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 13h

Hell, FACEBOOK used to be nice! A nice way to say hi to people you hadn’t heard from in years, show Halloween pictures, dumb fun. Before the worst liars on Earth figured out how to exploit it and its owners decided “Cool by us!”

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Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 13h

If you would like to be sad I recommend reading any feature article from 2014 or earlier. The undercurrent of optimism. The general lack of cynicism. The unspoken belief that the future would be better than the past

That's a world we all lived in

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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 14h

I myself on first watch was very irritated with her and interrogated myself as to why, that was my finding. It held up on re-watch.

Always thought Walt was a cunt, probably because I’m older than you & was wiser then. When Mike decks him after his racist overture in a bar, I pumped my fist.

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 14h

I’ve put thought into this: The Skyler hate imo isn’t mostly from misogyny or protagonist syndrome as such. It’s because her character, while being fundamentally normal and as decent as she could be, keeps trying to plot block. Specifically the “sexy” plot elements - drugs, stacks of money, killing.

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John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 14h

Not 100% sure that we’re supposed to fully sympathize with the guy who sees a woman have an emotional breakdown and says in VO, “That’s another one I don’t have to worry about - I should have done this years ago!”

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 14h

Heck of an album. Loomer or bust.

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 15h

Is this that sequel to “The Guy Who Could Almost Crap a Slipper”?

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 15h

The Space Godfather Part 2.

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 16h

Boo. Candy Crush is almost NEVER life-threatening.

John Pontoon, dissident poltergeist @johnpontoon.bsky.social · 18h

Hard to believe that anybody at this late date is only just finding out that Musk likes Nazis of every stripe, but there you go.