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Joe Newman-Getzler
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NYC-based puppeteer, writer, director, and usher (mostly that). Keep calm, and Bara Bada Bastu!
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2024: ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช IFK Malmรถ
2025: ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ FC Basel
2026: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น First Vienna
2010: ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด FC Oslo
2011: ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Fortuna Dรผsseldorf
2012: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ Sabah
2013: ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช FC Rosengรฅrd 1917
2014: ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Brรธndby IF
2015: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น Rapid Wien
2016: ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Brommapojkarna
2017: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Obolon Kyiv
2018: ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น Sporting Clube de Portugal
2019: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Hapoel Tel Aviv
2020/21: ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Feyenoord
2022: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Juventus
2023: ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Liverpool
(cont)
1999: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Nordia Jerusalem
2000: ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช AIK
2001: ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ FC Copenhagen (they literally play in the stadium that year's contest was hosted in)
2002: ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช Flora Tallinn
2003: ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป FK RFS
2004: ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท Galatasaray
2005: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Dynamo Kyiv
2006: ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท AEK Athens
2007: ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ HJK
2008: ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ Crvena zvezda
2009: ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ Spartak Moscow
(cont)
1987: ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช Royal Union Saint-Gilloise
1988: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช Shelbourne
1989: ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ FC Lausanne-Sport
1990: ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท Dinamo Zagreb
1991: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Roma
1992: ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Malmรถ
1993: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช Cork City (close enough)
1994: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช Bohemians
1995: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช UCD Dublin
1996: ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด Vรฅleranga
1997: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช Shelbourne
1998: ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Aston Villa
(cont)
1975: ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Hammarby
1976: ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ ADO Den Haag
1977: ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง West Ham United
1978: ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Paris Saint-Germain
1979: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Hapoel Jerusalem
1980: ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ SVV Scheveningen
1981: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช St. Patricks Athletic
1982: ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Harrogate Town
1983: ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Bayern Munich
1984: ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ Swift Hesperange
1985: ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช Gรถteborg
1986: ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด SK Brann
(cont)
1965: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น Napoli
1966: ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ Racing Luxembourg
1967: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น Austria Wien
1968: ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Arsenal
1969: ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ Real Madrid
1970: ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ Ajax
1971: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช St. James Gate FC
1972: ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Hibernians
1973: ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ Differdange 03 (different city but I'm short on options here)
1974: ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Brighton & Hove Albion
(cont)
1956: ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ FC Lugano
1957: ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช Eintracht Frankfurt
1958: ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ FC Hilversum
1959: ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท AS Cannes
1960: ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Queens Park Rangers
1961: ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท OGC Nice (this one was also in Cannes but close enough)
1962: ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ Luxembourg City FC
1963: ๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ Chelsea (had to)
1964: ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ Lyngby (saving the obvious one)
(cont.)
And now, a Champions League-type thing of just clubs from cities that have hosted Eurovision. I tried to include multiple clubs from the same city if it hosted more than once.

Continued below:
I keep randomly discovering post-2015 performances that aren't geo-blocked for whatever reason. "Discoteque," "Tick-Tock," "Viszlรกt nyรกr," now "I Can't Go On." And there might be more! Stay ever-vigilant, fellow non-Europeans!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqSV...
Robin Bengtsson - I Can't Go On (LIVE) | Sweden ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช | Grand Final | Eurovision 2017
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest
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Presented for the approval of the #Eurovision BlueSky fan community (and @escgabe.com cuz I feel like he'd get a kick out of it): my #ESC250, in all of its bizarro, hyperfixated glory.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NL2T...
An Autistic American's #ESC250 (aka the World's Weirdest Eurovision List)
YouTube video by Joe N-G's Jamboree
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See, the trouble with Slovenia being the one to try and stand up against Israel participating is that they are tiny and not particularly successful, so their threatening to walk doesn't carry much clout. Now, if a GROUP of broadcasters threatened to walk, like in 2022, then maybe we'd have something
(OK, apparently they subsequently said no, not yet, still figuring shit out but THIS IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME STOP THE CAP)
For comparison, here's the last time every country received 12 overall, from either a televote or jury, in either a SF or a final:
25: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
24: ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น
23: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
22: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ
21: ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ
19: ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ
16: ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ
12: ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท
11: ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
08: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฉ
78: ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ
For funsies, here's an updated list of the last time every country had a top score announced in the final (from 2016 onwards, that only means the jury vote):
25: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง
24: ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
23: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ
22: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ
21: ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ
19: ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
18: ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด
17: ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด
15: ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช
12: ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท
11: ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ
03: ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ
94: ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ
78: ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ
I was in a math class with Julia Garner. She showed a trailer for Martha Marcy May Marlene to the class. Even back then, I was like, "Imagine if she winds up becoming a famous actress and I can say I was in a class with her." Two Emmys later...
Fun topic: whatโ€™s the first time you remember seeing now famous actors? Like, I remember seeing Michael Fassbender in JONAH HEX and thinking โ€œshit, this dudeโ€™s good.โ€
I first saw Karl Urban in the movie Ghost Ship at a filthy $1 theater.

I couldโ€™ve never anticipated how many times Iโ€™d be saying to myself โ€œHey, itโ€™s the guy from Ghost Ship!โ€ for the rest of my life.
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Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan

Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?

CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
Zenyatta Mondata!
What a wonderful phrase!
For those curious, the JESC participant update, as of 7/17.
Staying: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ
Returning: ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ช
Withdrawing: ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช
Not returning: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ท๓ ฌ๓ ณ๓ ฟ
Not debuting: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ
Unknown but not impossible: ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ธ
Unlikely: ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡ด๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ณ๓ ฃ๓ ด๓ ฟ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ท
This is where I'm at too. It's no "Kick, Push" or "Bitch Bad" but I can't deny it went hard at the time and was a staple on my workout playlist(s) for a long while. Plus, as you pointed out at the time, a song that builds its hook on the masterpiece that is "Float On" can't be ALL bad.
I have really gone back and forth on "The Show Goes On," I loved it when it came out, a few years later I re-listened to it and it sounded like the worst sellout garbage I'd ever heard. I listen to it now and I'm kind of in between
Hey, shout-out to them and to the other non-league teams in that area like Ft. Lauderdale. That's the part of Florida I typically enter from when I'm coming in on vacation, and I love seeing the actual people and clubs from that area get a spotlight. Inter Miami steals all their thunder!