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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · Aug 20

This is a pretty good bit

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Joe Bruehler 🇺🇦🇩🇪 @joebruehler.bsky.social · 1d

Coffee is way too essential for my focus capacities to be this bad for my stomach 🙃

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Suzanne ✨🌑 @tendermiasma.com · 1d

Censorship is now coming for your dnd and your warhammer and your farming sim, they don't care if it's not adult content. They wanted everything

Ana Valens | 🔞 | COMMS: (4/5) @acvalens.net · 2d

MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”

fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...

How is Mastercard Preventing Payment Fraud at Scale?

Announcing Threat Intelligence at Money 20/20 US, Mastercard showcases its latest technology in preventing fraud, combining insights from Recorded Future

fintechmagazine.com

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Talli 🦇 vampire era @tallimorgan.bsky.social · 1d

Halloween might be over, but this sale is still going! Grab the ebook AND audiobook of SILVER BLOOD for half off, or grab em both for just 10 dollars.

Sale goes through Nov 4, only on itch!
https://itch.io/s/164005/halloween-sale-2025

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Last chance: 50% off Silver Blood ebook and audiobook in the itchio Halloween sale. $2 ebook, $10 audiobook, or grab em in a bundle for $10.

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Blackbird @blackbirb.bsky.social · 1d

And I stand by it. Go pre-order Opus. lol

S. Morgan Burbank @anotherindiewriter.com · 1d

I had to reuse an old ad. Considering this is the story that made @blackbirb.bsky.social say this to me. 📚💙💕
🌈🚀💫 #BookSky 🌈📚

Signed copy: ko-fi.com/s/994d56a7cb
Amazon & get me a pretty banner: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
Itch: anotherindiewriter.itch.io/opus
Everywhere else: books2read.com/opus

A picture of a car driving on a lonely road through the woods. Overlaid above the picture is the quote "If I were a real bird, I would shit on your car."*, said by Blackbird, co-author of "Shadows Rise". The asterisk points to a line saying "Yes. She really said this about this book.". In the lower left corner is the text "Opus releases December 12, 2025". Above it is the cover of Guitar Concerto in C Flat Major, Op. 12: Lucina. It is a beige/off-white cover with the book's title in gray-blue text. At the top is the text "A novella in three movements" and at the bottom is the author's name, S. Morgan Burbank.

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S. Morgan Burbank @anotherindiewriter.com · 1d

I had to reuse an old ad. Considering this is the story that made @blackbirb.bsky.social say this to me. 📚💙💕
🌈🚀💫 #BookSky 🌈📚

Signed copy: ko-fi.com/s/994d56a7cb
Amazon & get me a pretty banner: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
Itch: anotherindiewriter.itch.io/opus
Everywhere else: books2read.com/opus

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Masha and the Boy @mashaandsunnyboy.bsky.social · 2d

She poses so well for the camera.

A white and tabby cat sits on a blue bedspread with her head slightly tilted as she gazes into the camera. She has a blue plaid bandanna.

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S. Morgan Burbank @anotherindiewriter.com · 2d

Day two's ad is less a call for preorders & more for Goodreads adds since I have minimal.

www.goodreads.com/book/show/21...

Preorder Opus:

Signed copies: ko-fi.com/s/994d56a7cb
Amazon & get me a pretty banner: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
Itch: anotherindiewriter.itch.io/opus

A graphic showing the most wanted coming books ranked by Goodreads adds. They are as follows: 1. Whatever the fuck George R. R. Martin is writing (1,208,921 adds). 2. "Pane 2" by Bailey Elizabeth (1,186,696 adds). 3. Bible 2: Bethlehem Drift (112,992 adds). 4. "Yes We Do: An Charmin Bears Expose" by A. Bear (102,446 adds). 5. "The Lorax Strikes Back" by Dr. Seuss (99,281 adds). 6. "Guitar Concerto in C Flat Major Op.12 Lucina" by S. Morgan Burbank (6 adds).

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Blackbird @blackbirb.bsky.social · 2d

PANE is one of my favorite books ever. It's so so good and more people need to read it and join the chorus of millions* of readers clamoring for more Chemistry GF.

*prob not an accurate estimate but it damn well fucken should be

So if you don't know wtf I've been on about today please go find out.

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Joe Bruehler 🇺🇦🇩🇪 @joebruehler.bsky.social · 2d

Except for TWO cats curled up and purring.

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A. E. Bennett @aebennettwrites.bsky.social · 2d

what is better than a cat curled up next to you, purring

PRETTY MUCH NOTHING

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Joe Bruehler 🇺🇦🇩🇪 @joebruehler.bsky.social · 2d

So happy to have helped make you laugh!!!

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S. Morgan Burbank @anotherindiewriter.com · 2d

HEY EVERYONE HERE IS THE AUTHOR OF PANE! GO TELL HER WE WANT MORE GIRLS KISSING

Bailey Elizabeth @bailswrites.bsky.social · 2d

This comment section is an attack 😂😂😂😂😂

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Blackbird @blackbirb.bsky.social · 2d

1 like = 1 vote for Chemistry Girlfriend!

Bailey Elizabeth @bailswrites.bsky.social · 2d

This comment section is an attack 😂😂😂😂😂

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S. Morgan Burbank @anotherindiewriter.com · 2d

It would appear that The People are VERY excited for Pane 2. You can go get the original by @bailswrites.bsky.social here:

bailswrites.itch.io/pane

PANE by Bailey Elizabeth

Sapphic cosmic horror novella

bailswrites.itch.io

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Magpie @shy-magpie.bsky.social · 2d

Post from Foz Meadows:

human gender and sexuality are very much like animal taxonomy, in that both look structured and simple on the surface, but once you start investigating, it turns out there's actually no such thing as a fish despite the fact that we all know what a fish is, and that's okay

Reply from FutureEvilScientist:

As a biologist, that is a fantastic comparison.

We talk about "fish" (which, cladistically, do not exist, there is no monophyletic group of "fish" that simultaneously includes all organisms we understand to be "fish"-like while also excluding, say, humans) because, despite the utter fiction that is fish, it's still a useful label when we talk about certain features that "fish" tend to have in common.

Gender is absolutely the same way.

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Joe Bruehler 🇺🇦🇩🇪 @joebruehler.bsky.social · 2d

@bailswrites.bsky.social Pane 2??!!!!!

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S. Morgan Burbank @anotherindiewriter.com · 3d

The weird ads begin today. Whatever could this egg have to do with my book?📚💙💕

Maybe preorder Opus please? 🌈🚀💫 #BookSky 🌈📚

Signed copy: ko-fi.com/s/994d56a7cb
Amazon & get me a pretty banner: www.amazon.com/gp/product/B...
Itch: anotherindiewriter.itch.io/opus
Everywhere else: books2read.com/opus

A picture of white egg next to the cover of Guitar Concerto in C Flat Major, Op. 12: Lucina. It is a beige/off-white cover with the book's title in gray-blue text. At the top is the text "A novella in three movements" and at the bottom is the author's name, S. Morgan Burbank. Below is the text "cracking onto bookshelves December 12".

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Legendarium @legendarium.bsky.social · 6d

Still one of the fav things I've made

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Graham @cirriustech.co.uk · 2d

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ditchpony @ditchpony.bsky.social · 3d

Halloween’s grave is not yet cold and the neighbors have lit up no less than six Christmas trees in their yard. How dare you twinkle while we grieve. The callous, tinseled, disrespect. I’d egg them were it not for the economy.

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Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑 @emilylhauser.bsky.social · 6d

🧵Thread of cafes, restaurants, bars, bagel joints, etc offering free meals to SNAP recipients, for those who might need it, & so those who don't can give 'em their business.

If you know of such offers in your area & don't see them here, please tell us in @'s.

Here's one! toastedseattle.com

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 6d

how it feels to do physical activity after the age of 35

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E.M. Anderson | the author too hot for BlueSky @elizmanderson.com · 7d

literally me screaming at every single program offering to write things, summarize things, etc etc, via genAI

fuck OFF I didn't ask for this!! I like using my brain, actually, even if it's hard!! it's good for me and I like it!!

Matthew Noe @noethematt.bsky.social · 7d

"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"

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Corey They Them Brickley @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 8d

idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple

Eli Erlick @elierlick.bsky.social · 10d

A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.

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