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Deadly Hunkerbunker

@joaquindead.bsky.social

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Word nerd and teacher of hooligans. Atheist, antifa, liberal, sober, unofficially spectrumy. Mayonnaise is worse than murder. Miss me with your OnlyFans. ACAB means Assholes Catch A Block. DMs only with those I know IRL.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 15d

With a knick-knack, paddywhack, eat a bag of dicks
Let’s snort coke with Stevie Nicks

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 56m

I mean I guess technically I made it up, but I would be zero percent surprised if it turns out to exist for some poor kid.

I do have a Jayden and a Kaiden and an Aidan in the same class, though.

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1h

Shrimp cup o’ noodle drained of most of the broth, add canned tuna, sesame oil, rice vinegar, shoyu, thinly sliced scallions, and chili crisp.

Anne Mo 😷 @toughestfrail.com · 20h

What's your favorite low effort meal?

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Ness @nesstheenby.bsky.social · 7h

Once I can hear a completely direct and innocent sentence and not detect malicious intent buried within it it's over for you bitches

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 2h

ew what are you, a peasant

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 10h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 2h

Home, home on derange

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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 16d

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

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notwelcomematt @notwelcomematt.bsky.social · 2h

I survived my whole elementary and high school career without a water bottle. Why does everyone need access to 500+ml of water at all times? People come to my home and bring a water bottle. My brother in Christ, I have cups and a faucet.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 2h

Nah, give it to the Murderbot people.

Untitled Goose Name @goosname.bsky.social · 3h

Give the Tron IP to the people who made ReBoot already.

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 2h

On the one hand, contaminated by flashbacks. On the other hand, maybe erase old connotations by replacing them with new ones?

Lots of sober people don’t drink NA beer because they don’t want to risk temptation. I do bc I love the taste and now it’s no longer associated with drunkenness for me 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 3h

“I’m thirsty” THE FUCK YOU ARE, JAIGHDEN

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 3h

EVERYONE JUST STOP WITH THE FUCKING WATER BOTTLES. YOU DO NOT NEED CONSTANT HYDRATION. YOUR CHILDREN DO NOT NEED TO BE LUGGING STANLEYS THE SIZE AND WEIGHT OF MAGLITES EVERYWHERE. THEY ONLY DRINK WATER SO THEY CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM TO GET OUT OF CLASS. FUCKING STOP IT.

Love, a teacher

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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 7h

tfw your 1,000-word tweets aren't working

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Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 1d

She unboxed my conkers til I labubud

Jill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 1d

Hi what

Headline: “nature’s labubu: why are gen z unboxing conkers?”

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 19h

You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month

Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 21h

B/w photo of large pale curtains billowing inward down a darkened hallway.

B/w photo of a dirt path through tall dead grass, out of which several arms are reaching.

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

Mr. Clean looking at a descending meteor with the words: SOON IT WILL ALL BE CLEAN

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Joyce White Vance @joycewhitevance.bsky.social · 1d

If men with guns and masks tried to pull me out of my car, I'd fight back. Courts should reject any claims by the government that this is aggression by the person being detained, resisting arrest, or that they're a flight risk.

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

I don’t know, sounds complicated

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Will BOO-rows 🖖🍞🥀 @reforest-kelley.bsky.social · 1d

Even an old Shat has a good take once in a while

Post by William Shatner:

"Another low in Al. Some bizarre fan thought they could be popular by having Al remake a photo of my parents & posting it as genuine. And the know-it-all sycophants who declared it
genuine- what is wrong with you people? All you are proving over and over is Al is bad!"

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

Barky on the outside but she pack much sap

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

Adding alt text belatedly: illustration of men tapping sugar maple trees. Text: so tap a tree with a spout, even white boys got to shout: maple got sap

Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

56”-56”-56”? Ha-hah, only if she 25’ 4”

#ThiccTrunkTuesday

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Deadly Hunkerbunker @joaquindead.bsky.social · 1d

Into the ballot box today. Fuck the Texas Lege.

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The Ass is the father of the legs @internethippo.bsky.social · 1d

Watching people being brutalized by the state, secure in the knowledge that I'm safe because I don't do anything wrong. And the best part? The state can't suddenly and arbitrarily redefine what "wrong" means

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