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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko

@jeffkrisko.bsky.social

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Words, footballabsurdity.com FSWA Member "Does it pass the JiA test?" I'm never referring to dynasty Neoliberalism will not save us. Niners/Giants/Kings

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 5h

We reached a new level of movie that @bddrix.bsky.social hasn't seen. You'll have to pay $3 to find out which movie it is
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Week 6 Review AKA "Rico 'Without A' Dowdle" | Football Absurdity

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 6h

Currently monitoring an emergency situation that is delaying this week's patreon episode

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 6h

It's all slop that's stolen from creatives. The form of the slop. The speed with which it can be stolen, and the method of theft is all that's really changed

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 6h

I tested ChatGPT, it scraped our site, I can tell it to write like me. Thats no different than real-sports-times.bu or whatever running one of my articles into a translator and then translating it back to English to conceal what they did. It's all low effort theft, and there's nothing we can do

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 6h

The internet signal to noise ratio is appalling, and has been for a LONG time

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 6h

maybe an unpopular opinion but like, i don't think this is a big deal given how the internet has worked since 2010. any writer will tell you they've been plagiarized by at least a dozen backlink slopsites, each connected to 10000 other sites that get 10 views a day, selling ads on each

Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 8h

Over half of all articles on the Internet are now written by AI

(via Axios)

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 8h

As long as you don't consider the things I've said about Jake Moody as legally actionable

unpaid shirtz dot cool brand ambassador @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 8h

i saw some people on twitter saying "i mean this is bad but haven't we all said incredibly horrific shit in the group chat" and like? no? actually? not at all?

onion person @junlper.beer · 14h

these people know how extreme they are

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Kenny Goblins @kennylogins.bsky.social · Aug 12

Glenn Moore
@TheNewsAtGlenn
I quoted the line 'They were no longer little girls. They were little women' in a school essay and found out later it wasn't in the book and it was just something Moe said
12:36 PM • 2019-12-20

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 12h

"If I was him I simply would not have been hit by the bullet" - president donald j trump

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h

Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 12h

38% of that is depreciation though, which (a) isn't really an expense and (2) not something you really worry about if you're buying a car

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shyduck @shyduck.bsky.social · 13h

The "Does He Know" meme with the guy with the face. I don't want to know any further

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

its not gonna be this good

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

did that happen with ben johnson

a person is playing a game of chess with a king and queen on a chess board

ALT: a person is playing a game of chess with a king and queen on a chess board

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

is jake moody high right now

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

san francisco 49ers legend Jacob "Jake" Moody

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

I dont know how many people this is for

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

Jake Moody... DID IT!?

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

I was so worried that was gonna be on Croskey-Merritt, I dunno if his psyche could take more fumbles

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

Good tackling Washington 👍

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

Welcome to the Jake Moody Experience, Chicago

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

I have this *exact* hit on a rogue right now at the shop, it's not so bad!

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

I had this one waiting for me this morning at work so I may have a different perspective on things

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

Ehhh I *guess*

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Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

I had no memory of McNichols on the 49ers. He played 26 special teams snaps and that's it lol

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

Oh my god they did it

Jeff "The Real Spooky SZN is the 2025 49ers" Cryptsko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 1d

Are these games about to be in the second quarter at the same time lol

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