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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 4h

Oooh
I've had a picture deleted

Was it this one?

Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 4h

Yes

Fuck off, anyone not in bed by #3amclub will get the back of my hand...

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 4h

Peter cook & Audley Moore we're similar but with more fkin swearing

That said

Mary whitehouse and Enoch Powell were alm over the papers moaning

Bit like the gb news arseholes

Vivienne @viviennesoton.bsky.social · 10h

I never really liked Monty Python. It was a boy thing when I was growing up. I didn’t need to watch it, all I needed was to meet up with some boys and they would recite the whole script from start to finish. My husband loves it, we had to take him to Spamalot for his birthday. 😟

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WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 9h

My Dad was.

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 4h

And did your mother

"Suck milk shakes* in McDonald's **

As we used to say

*
Cock
*hell

Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 4h

The magyarians

It's a little known fact that they all eat only yoghurt between breast feeding and infant school lunches

Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 4h

He knew how to make goulash
And
And

Erm....
Nope
Just goulash and start ww1

#history

WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 10h

You're Hungarian.

What did you know?

Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 4h

And neither is his wife

WulfHelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 10h

No I'm not.

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Bod the Insane @bod-the-insane.bsky.social · 4h

a man and a woman are sitting in a car and the man is wearing goggles

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Bod the Insane @bod-the-insane.bsky.social · 4h

Squid things! You'll draw the attention of Cthulhu, again.

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 4h

Chtuhhlu

What sort of silly name is that for an octopus

Standards are slipping

Bod the Insane @bod-the-insane.bsky.social · 4h

Squid things! You'll draw the attention of Cthulhu, again.

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 4h

Was it a spume type of spam ?

I did some things to the leftover lamb
And bought a push bike
And went up the pub

The end.....

Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 4h

Indeed

Cheddar
Or something forrin?

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 4h

Yes, all the fascists hid in Argentina after ww2

I imagine they're all blackmailing each other and saluting the swastika

Well
You voted for trump

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 4h

No
Trump is a pedophile

A woman's body should be her own.
As should a woman's home/country

Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 5h

That's very "trumpian"

Mary, Mother of Jesus @ismisa.bsky.social · 5h

And her refusal to retire when she knew she was very sick when Obama was President. She fked every woman in the USA.

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no_tag_error @richardkeppler.bsky.social · 5h

She also didn’t retire in time to be replaced by a Democrat administration.

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 5h

and her absolutely abysmal record on Indigenous rights, and her friendship with Antonin Scalia.

And then I didn't look up to her anymore. Of course I mourned, but I mourned the loss of who I *thought* she was. I couldn't just pretend that's who she was in real life.

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Sheryl Weikal and the colorful Parrotlegals @leftistlawyer.com · 5h

I used to look up to Ruth Bader Ginsburg - a Jewish woman who made it in a field where she didn't belong. As a Jewish trans woman, I felt a kinship with her. I even went to see her speak in law school.

Then I learned about her consistent refusal to hire Black clerks,

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 5h

Muck off

Overpriced biker shit for cleaning wheels

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 5h

Oh fuck
It's #2amclub

I got nothing
#choons

Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 5h

There's a difference

Not just in the beard dept

Jenn de Jeune @jennay.bsky.social · 6h

Big Daddy fat or Giant Haystacks fat ?🤔

A black and white photo of two very big wrestlers from the 1970’s
Big Daddy & Giant Haystacks
They stand back to back, with Big Daddy’s head coming up to Giant Haystacks shoulders

Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 5h

Noooooo

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Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 5h

Huzzah!

I've been overweight before

It was both tedious and my favourite clothes trembled before my wobbly bottom and jelly belly

Yuk
And very tiring

Cardinal Cyn @jacquelinecable.bsky.social · 5h

Indeed sire

Especially if worn George melly style

Or on #jazz musicians

This is neither