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@j0nniecage.bsky.social
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Artsy mf. Twitter survivor. 🥊🎬📝 just here for jokes & hyperbole.
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Seniors will write whatever the fuck pops in they mind on a Facebook status

“I love flying first class!”

hard to move my bowels on the plane 😖Altitude! safe flight lovebug!

Herbert’s 3rd wife was a flight attendant before the divorce

Are you still living at (exact address on the internet)
That means it’s time for the shirt to go.

And to take a pic in it?!

And like the pic?! Enough to share it with the world?!
Nigga has on a wrinkled pineapple shirt with a worn out collar. You niggas so….
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Not kidding when I say it appears they were trying to brainstorm what the opposite of "no taxation without representation" would be and this clunky dogshit is the best they could come up with
Bessent: "No kings equals no paychecks"
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Aye man, you AI warriors are annoying as fuck. If you like using that shit, are in support of using that shit please get the fuck from round me. We gonna be dead soon cause yall want to create images of Tupac and MLK hugging and some other stupid shit. I hope you break your baby toes every 3 days
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"Yall hate capitalism but go to work everyday" that’s what that goof sounded like.
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This is an A.I. hate account. Please unfollow me as needed.
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A little bit of ginger root goes a long way
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*suddenly realizes he could just run via the other party where nothing matters*
So Newsome doesn’t want to run for anything else ever again is the vibe I’m getting?
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America sent people to war

when it came time pay their war bonuses

America decided not to do it

When they protested the decision

America had General MacArthur attack them

With fixed bayonets

On the national mall
So I guess the US was also a fascist country when FDR was putting Japanese Americans in internment camps, right?
America sent people to war

when it came time pay their war bonuses

America decided not to do it

When they protested the decision

America had General MacArthur attack them

With fixed bayonets

On the national mall
So I guess the US was also a fascist country when FDR was putting Japanese Americans in internment camps, right?
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So I guess the US was also a fascist country when FDR was putting Japanese Americans in internment camps, right?
Might be it.
Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill, who was taken to a local hospital because of a knee injury, is believed to have suffered a dislocated knee, source says.

This injury, far worse than a dislocated knee cap, often comes with multiple ligament tears.
Don’t piss me off
Statue of Tina Turner unveiled in Tennessee community where she grew up
Needs to be set ablaze
About 58 million pounds of corn dogs and other sausage-on-a-stick products are being recalled across the U.S. because pieces of wood may be embedded in the batter
58 Million Pounds Of Corn Dogs Are Being Recalled
The USDA initiated the recall after pieces of wood were found embedded in the batter.
www.huffpost.com
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New: landlords are demanding potential tenants hand over employer login credentials so a tool can verify their income. We were sent screenshot of the tool, Argyle, downloading much more data than necessary to approve the renter. "Opt-out means no housing" www.404media.co/landlords-de...
Landlords Demand Tenants’ Workplace Logins to Scrape Their Paystubs
Screenshots shared with 404 Media show tenant screening services ApproveShield and Argyle taking much more data than they need. “Opt-out means no housing.”
www.404media.co
Signs of an unserious county tbh
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58 million pounds of corn dogs existing is WILD.
About 58 million pounds of corn dogs and other sausage-on-a-stick products are being recalled across the U.S. because pieces of wood may be embedded in the batter
58 Million Pounds Of Corn Dogs Are Being Recalled
The USDA initiated the recall after pieces of wood were found embedded in the batter.
www.huffpost.com
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Trump's petition asking the Supreme Court to let him officially redefine (read: rescind) birthright citizenship is now available and

I wish I did not have to worry about the Supreme Court taking seriously such obviously, egregiously unserious & racist bullshit

www.supremecourt.gov/DocketPDF/25...
www.supremecourt.gov
Only yams & Mac cross contamination is allowed
The real question is: Do you let the juice from the greens touch your other food?

I have a cousin that is so weird about his food touching. 🤣😩🤣
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what the fuck is pot likka/liquor?
HBOnem got some nerve to raise subscription prices again.

Cancel that shit so they stop playing with yall
Some of the sassiest niggas you will ever encounter come from that continent and be homophobic ass hell 😂

Life is wild