Claire 🐝
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Rescued an earthworm on my way to buy a toilet seat 🫡
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He stole Spinal Tap’s little Stonehenge
NPR @npr.org · 1h
On Wednesday, the president showcased models for a grand new monument to be added to the gateway of the National Mall: a large, neoclassical arch topped with eagles and a gilded, winged figure.
President Trump envisions D.C. arch to mark 250th anniversary of U.S.
On Wednesday, the president showcased models for a grand new monument to be added to the gateway of the National Mall: a large, neoclassical arch topped with eagles and a gilded, winged figure.
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Ever seen a 750-pound muskox face off with a 210-pound pumpkin? 💥 Hudson did, and won! 🏆 Catch more pumpkin-smashing, leaf-crunching, fall fun during #ZooBoo, October 18 & 19. 🎃🐾
Most of the time at work my job is pretty boring and the kind of thing that could happen anywhere, but occasionally I'll have the novel experience of needing to stop what I'm working on because the Russians are doing a spacewalk
Astronauts Ryzhikov and Zubritskiy have begun spacewalk VKD-64 from the ISS Poisk module, with
hatch open at 1710 UTC
Yeah, it still feels very much like the same place, just with some love and attention. And all the people who work there seem a lot happier too after the updates, which is great. The couches in the new rooms are so nice and really geared toward room parties (read: hanging out and watching Star Trek)
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There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.
remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.

My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
Pleased to announce that the renovation hasn't completely changed the feel of the place, and that the new carpet, which isn't everywhere, is actually pretty good
My friends and I have been going to a convention for like 15 years that's always held at the Rio ("a shithole, but OUR shithole!") and when they announced that the place was getting renovated there was a LOT of conversation in the group chat about the carpet, including jokes about buying swatches
It IS exciting! ...because I live in one of those cities
Personally annoying ppl I can handle to, but professionally annoying ppl are the absolute fucking WORST

An asshole who is straightforward to work with? Yes, fine with me, let's go

A mealy-mouthed rambler who's very nice but can't make a decision or articulate what they want to save their life? NO
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723 pounds of apples and onions from the food bank. Rampage putting the work in.
Great article, I do have one question: for the couple who said their names were Hyman and Vaglica, how did you keep a straight face
"Shawn Hyman and Nannette Vaglica"
Hyman and Vaglica??? Nope no way, don't believe you
A couple interviewed for the article named Shawn Hyman and Nannette Vaglica
Aftermarket spoilers on any other car: ❌

Aftermarket spoiler on this van specifically: perfection, I love it, wonder how much Rolling Rock Dave and his buddy went through the weekend they installed that bad boy, do they ever set pizza boxes on it and sit up there and eat and look at the stars
Is this guy doing the Michael Falk, Autistic Reporter voice on purpose or
Q: “Most hospitals + people who will lose insurance are in rural areas. If Trump & Republicans are so intent on sticking it to their own voters, why not let them?”

@aoc.bsky.social : “That’s the difference between us & Trump. I don’t care if you voted for me, I want you to have health care.”
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This is possibly the all-time funniest real answer to an interview question
Cheryl Hines clarifying her mutant husband only had a bit of his brain eaten by an actual worm
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AOC: You're damn right that it's a Democratic priority to keep people from getting poisoned, from dangerous chemicals 

You're damn right that it's a Democratic priority to bring down the cost of housing

If they want to say that that's a Democratic priority, they're right,
Over 1.5x NASA'S annual budget right there, just fyi
Trump found another $20 BILLION to give to Argentina, totaling their bailout to $40 BILLION.

Yet we can’t afford to prevent millions of Americans from losing their healthcare.

Shame.
Put this on and it is extremely well produced. The dynamic range is crazy (on the CD, can't speak for how it's been squished for streaming).

Best album of the 90s period? No. Best album nobody but me ever bought? Yeah I think so.
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There's literally no reason for Congress to exist if any random freak in the presidential orbit can nullify laws and seize federal funds. All of this is plainly illegal, but Mike Johnson leads the most corrupt Congress in US history (and by a wide margin.)
This album is just really good to listen to. Is it amazing musically in ways I can articulate and defend? Probably not, but every time I put it on I'm like "Damn, yeah"
God Lives Underwater's "Life in the So Called Space Age"
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this lady has been flipping out about defending Newsom or whatever who cares. what's important is how how she shares "screenshots" of an interview
You know you, people are really picky and petty one little issue and you all turn and run. It’s amazing to me that you think there’s a perfect candidate out there that will go and do every single thing you care about you misinterpreted his stance on trans people.GO READ WHAT HE ACTUALLY SAID….
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Hotshot Peasant Has Window
Hotshot Peasant Has Window
On one hand watching that thing run on walls is impressive as hell, on the other, camera lady that is a wild animal please let it go