Meredith McClaren
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This shit.
All of this shit.
It's so exhausting.

I have been breaking all of my caffeine rules just to get through the day. I have an irregular heartbeat now. I bought stock in Pepsi, I buy Celsius so much. Fuck y'all, no wonder millennials are dying in record numbers.
I AM GERMAN AN IRISH.
I will hold a grudge ten years after I DIE.

And that's for people who probably don't even deserve it.
WHICH IS SO FAR FROM MTG's SITUATION, THIS GRUDGE WILL BURN UNTIL THE SUN EXPIRES. THIS GRUDGE WILL BURN SO BRIGHT IT'LL MAKE A BRAND NEW STAR. JUST TO KEEP THE FIRE BURNING.
A petition wanted me to thank Marjorie Taylor Greene for coming over to the side that was saying 'hey, healthcare is good and everyone deserves it.'

And I experienced a rage spike so high I am currently crashing.
I will self-immolate
Promise me that yall aren't going to platform the eventual "repentent ICE agent" stories that will come out...
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It's not even that.
(Tho that is an extremely valid point)

It's that for a lot of folks, getting to the position where people will throw wild money at you for any apeshit idea YOU HAVE is the goal. You get there so you can FINALLY BE WEIRD.

And THAT's when you want the computer to think for you???
(not even going to be snarky about how some of these 'power players' were never even good enough to be in these kinds of respected positions in the first place. but I could be. I could be real petty about the tepidness of their 'genius.' I could be.)
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...some of the guys pushing ai in creative spaces are the kind of people who have reached enough prominence in their fields that they could literally pitch ANYTHING. weird little baby? green lit. no questions.

...and NOW? now is the point where they want to their cede creative input to computer?
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Criminal. Absolutely criminal.
You can just skip after 30 seconds or so.
They're mostly banking on you being so engrossed to whatever else that you don't realize you're on an ad.
We definitely have a lot of repeats across the genre.
I will investigate.

And yes.
I knew my brand of people would IMMEDIATELY clock that one. We are a singular breed.
The length of time some folks try to get away with in those 'ads' are truly ballsy. Rude. But ballsy.

I think the longest one I've caught was like, two hours.
On a note.
I am a cheap bitch, which means I have ads on YouTube.

Oprah, what the fuck are you doing putting an hour long ad on my screen? I was listening to a video about a man who died of positional asphyxiation upside down in a dinosaur.

And I would like to return to that.
I swear, every other week a true crime will come up where 'she was just so in looooooove.'

And it's like.

No.

No. No.

Try harder.
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Uline's owners "have used their wealth to funnel millions of dollars into the most extreme RW politicians & mvmts... contributed $144 million to conservative groups in the 2024 election cycle... donated $4+ million to bankroll anti-abortion groups who pushed to overturn Roe v Wade."
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lol some of us don’t have time to discern the (rumored) different flavors of conservatives. They all sit together anyway. Like. Be for serious.
I picked up the italian translation while I was at ROMICS and am delighted to see that Udon Entertainment has the english rights.

But it bears repeating that even with the language barrier, it's so beautifully obvious that the leads are in love with every short story, and every small action.
Me setting up next year's schedule spreadsheet:
'I. WILL. PACE MYSELF. I WILL NOT BURN OUT I WILL SCHEDULE BREAKS AND HOLIDAYS.'

In a year, I'll tell you if it worked.