Idiot Kitchen
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Idiot Kitchen
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I may be stupid, but I'm not an idiot
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it's the gnarliest jib the practice has ever seen
oh hell yes
I can't wait to eat that and then probably run for the bathroom
I went to the zoo and they stopped me, they said, "Sir, you look like you have sensual lips. You've got great lips. Won't you please kiss our giraffe"
So I went and I kissed the giraffe. And it was beautiful. It was the best kissing they'd ever seen. It's true.
The crops are getting too damn rowdy
Taking the wagon into town to hire a sprout strangler
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GoFundMe for the village idiot's self-inflicted pitchfork injury
might fuck around and give myself mushroom poisoning
vanilla fudge swirl type fella
Laser Disc is the epitome of 90s design.
It had the coolest name, the tightest branding, an innovative concept, and yet it sucked shit
Truly iconic
ham house and cheese house holding hands
bro looking like a ceramic pitcher
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Are you there god? It’s me, Ganondorf
this pudding thick & rich like Doja Cat
do not fear the mucelage

the sprouts are eternal
Buy a ceramic Garfield, the seeds come with it for free
I hear sirens in the distance, AWS must be down again