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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️
@hombrebastardo.bsky.social
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Call me Bastard Man. He/Him. I am your greatest adversary and closest ally. #DontTickleTheMariachi
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hombrebastardo.bsky.social
BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · May 13
I wanna make some new homies so I’m doing a #promosky

I’m BM3K, I’m a bastard.

I enjoy:

-Video games
-Movies
-Horror
-Music (mostly emo/punk/metal)
-Shitposting
-Leftism

I do not like:

-David Cage games
-Pop country
-People who don’t respect boundaries
-People who are weird to minors
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lemon 🍋 @littlelemontart.being.baby · 11m
if i was a beetle would you flip me back over or would you just stand there talking about natural selection
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waterslap.bsky.social
jojo 🏄‍♂️ @waterslap.bsky.social · Apr 29
on my knees mel blanc screaming into the pussy
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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 51m
innocent of all charges
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hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social
palsy 🧉 @hey-its-qalsy.bsky.social · 53m
bespoke, artisanal pussy. carved from verdant emeralds, studded with fiery jaspers. my one true wish. and yet the communists deny me of it. the best we can offer is this découpage pussy made by an orphaned child factory worker, they say. and so i ofc leave the custom handiwork to the capitalists
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 1h
Young Republicans say they love Hitler. But what does that tell us about their politics?
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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 1h
lmao get fucked bozo
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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 1h
yeah i thought there was a lot of great stuff, i’m really looking forward to the next movie.
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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 1h
LMFAO
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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 1h
it seems like people are struggling with my 28 Years Later rating. I loved it i don’t know what else to tell you.
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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 21h
Recents biiiiiitch
Letterboxd Recent Activity
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kat.yaps.fyi
! spooky kat ! @kat.yaps.fyi · 1h
in another universe you are a new york city rat🐀
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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 2h
what do you call this
thelouvreof.bsky.social
The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 2h
Unless you're bending the knee don't call anyone in the US SIR. SIR is a title bestowed in Britian. For example. Sir Elton John, Sir Paul McCartney, Sir Laurence Olivier. Here all it does is make you sound like a magat.
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falconryfinance.bsky.social
UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance𓅃 @falconryfinance.bsky.social · 2h
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fangoria.bsky.social
FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 2h
Neil Marshall's claustrophobic cave horror THE DESCENT celebrates its 20th anniversary with a brand new 4K SteelBook release from Lionsgate Limited.
Neil Marshall’s THE DESCENT Creeps Onto 4K SteelBook From Lionsgate Limited
Neil Marshall's claustrophobic cave horror THE DESCENT celebrates its 20th anniversary with a brand new 4K SteelBook release from Lionsgate Limited.
dlvr.it
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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 2h
oh it slaps
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Favorite movie lines @titlesinmedia.bsky.social · 1d
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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 3h
Dead Bald People,

>:)

Your Friend,

Bastard Man
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jovialstarfish.bzky.team
Meegan🌙[Boo👻][Beegan🐝] @jovialstarfish.bzky.team · 4h
the presidential thrussy
britculpsapp.bsky.social
👹👻 boo-rit 👻👹 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 22h
computer: enhance 🧐
closeup of the trump nussy flaps
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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 4h
that’s great baby
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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 4h
tapping the sign
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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 27d
horseshoe theory is when i beat a centrist to death with a horseshoe
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Saint Juste @saintjuste.bsky.social · 4h
Meme format, text messages reading "Sofia and Kirsten reunite for a period piece tonite" with eyes emoji, "Sofia and Kirsten reunite for a period piece tonight queen??", and the first message repeated again.
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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 4h
NOOOOO
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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 4h
good morning megan i hope you have a nice day
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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 5h
french in the bio
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BASTARD MAN ETERNAL™️ @hombrebastardo.bsky.social · 5h
you are correct and you should say it again
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strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social
strawbaby jam @strawbbfields4ever.bsky.social · 6h
men are bitches and liars!!!!!
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