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A butt farting on a human face forever
Have passed through the scrolling social media levels of boredom and have descended into the scrolling Craigslist for sale “all items” level
After a few weeks of non stop guests and activities enjoying a nice boring tv free morning at home playing w the kids and reading. Already burned through one pot of coffee… do I option another?? 🤔
You’re hearing it more and more… it’s tamale season
First tamale of the season..... a perfect food
Laughed out loud at 40 seconds when Maggie ran milhouse off the road
The always repost Guillermo Del Toro includes Simpson couch gags directed by him
Tankie sounds like a fish insult from finding Nemo
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Not only did obama not end the drone war, he expanded it!

He couldn’t close Guantanamo!

He didn’t end the afghan war!

He didn’t prosecute any of the bankers!

He kept the new DHS, basically the only chance we had to undo it!
If a democrat wins in 2028 they are going to keep the Trump ballroom and also keep bombing boats in the Caribbean. They’ll probably keep the tariffs too

Guessing they will just reduce ice a bit, but not back to what it was

Search your hearts, you know it’s true,
Sorry dodgers fans, this is my wifes fault… she’s a jinx and we are watching the game
Nothing bad happened when I was growing up. There was no pain, no joy…. No emotion at all. All of it was black and white. Food tasted like nothing.
every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far
Personally I enjoy fucking people my own age
Finally i cam be john halo on a PlayStation
it's official: Halo is coming to PlayStation. Halo: Campaign Evolved is a gorgeous remake that debuts on PS5, Xbox, and PC in 2026. I've been playing it for a few days and I'm impressed. Full details and hands-on here 👇 www.theverge.com/news/805174/...
Halo: Campaign Evolved is a gorgeous remake that debuts on PS5 and Xbox in 2026
Halo arrives on PlayStation
www.theverge.com
Sorry for the econ opinion. iMO if a company is really that important to national security or whatever it should just be nationalized. to me it just looks like a kickback/bailout

They are never going to make chips like nvidia does in Taiwan, for example.
Will the governments stake and subsequent valuation changes mean that intel will be a more or less efficient company, from society’s point of view?

as stated they were a has-been. Now they have the same fundamental management team etc but an implicit govt backing, so have no incentive to improve
US government involvement in Intel has had a major impact on a company previously regarded by many as a "has-bean."
As the WSJ observed today, "Investors seem to be betting that Intel is too important to fail." Moreover, the government's stake has encouraged other companies to partner with Intel...
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“Did something interesting happen at work today”

Girl i work with numbers… if something interesting happens I’ll throw up
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TIL that "chives" aren't just the tops of green onions. They're a separate species in the same genus. And GREEN onions are a different species from WHITE onions.

Let's talk about Genus Allium, which includes garlic, onion, shallots, leeks, scallions and chives, along with another ~1000 species.
a person is holding a bunch of green vegetables in a metal tray .
Alt: a person is holding a bunch of green vegetables (chives, I think) in a metal tray .
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I do wonder how the reports feel when she makes their profession into a sick joke

I’d be fired inside of five minutes day 1 from trying to hawk a loogie on her as soon as she called on me
good news, now the music and deals and catered steak dinners will ring out for a thousand years
Bad news gamers: I heard the Trump administration is going to force all female video game characters to wear burkas in the games from now on
God saves his fanciest water cooled beds for his sweatiest hogs
I’ve found their entire movies look like drawings. Impressive
Yeah I thought if it was lower than 50cc they had a governor and you didn’t need a moto license (in most states, not sure about CA law)