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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 51m

Have passed through the scrolling social media levels of boredom and have descended into the scrolling Craigslist for sale “all items” level

stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 55m

After a few weeks of non stop guests and activities enjoying a nice boring tv free morning at home playing w the kids and reading. Already burned through one pot of coffee… do I option another?? 🤔

stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 3h

You’re hearing it more and more… it’s tamale season

The Ken in Yellow @kenlowery.bsky.social · 3h

First tamale of the season..... a perfect food

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 3h

Laughed out loud at 40 seconds when Maggie ran milhouse off the road

404 Tales @404tales.bsky.social · 5h

The always repost Guillermo Del Toro includes Simpson couch gags directed by him

Out of Context Simpsons Treehouse of Horror @ooccouchgags.bsky.social · 1d

stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 3h

Tankie sounds like a fish insult from finding Nemo

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 3h

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 14h

Not only did obama not end the drone war, he expanded it!

He couldn’t close Guantanamo!

He didn’t end the afghan war!

He didn’t prosecute any of the bankers!

He kept the new DHS, basically the only chance we had to undo it!

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 14h

If a democrat wins in 2028 they are going to keep the Trump ballroom and also keep bombing boats in the Caribbean. They’ll probably keep the tariffs too

Guessing they will just reduce ice a bit, but not back to what it was

Search your hearts, you know it’s true,

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 16h

Lmao

stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 16h

Sorry dodgers fans, this is my wifes fault… she’s a jinx and we are watching the game

stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 19h

Nothing bad happened when I was growing up. There was no pain, no joy…. No emotion at all. All of it was black and white. Food tasted like nothing.

onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

every passing day, rightwingers are inventing new and unexpected ways to signal to the world they may be the dumbest iteration of humans so far

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 21h

Personally I enjoy fucking people my own age

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 22h

Finally i cam be john halo on a PlayStation

Tom Warren @tomwarren.co.uk · 23h

it's official: Halo is coming to PlayStation. Halo: Campaign Evolved is a gorgeous remake that debuts on PS5, Xbox, and PC in 2026. I've been playing it for a few days and I'm impressed. Full details and hands-on here 👇 www.theverge.com/news/805174/...

Halo: Campaign Evolved is a gorgeous remake that debuts on PS5 and Xbox in 2026

Halo arrives on PlayStation

www.theverge.com

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 22h

Sorry for the econ opinion. iMO if a company is really that important to national security or whatever it should just be nationalized. to me it just looks like a kickback/bailout

They are never going to make chips like nvidia does in Taiwan, for example.

stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 22h

Will the governments stake and subsequent valuation changes mean that intel will be a more or less efficient company, from society’s point of view?

as stated they were a has-been. Now they have the same fundamental management team etc but an implicit govt backing, so have no incentive to improve

Mohamed A. El-Erian @elerianm.bsky.social · 23h

US government involvement in Intel has had a major impact on a company previously regarded by many as a "has-bean."
As the WSJ observed today, "Investors seem to be betting that Intel is too important to fail." Moreover, the government's stake has encouraged other companies to partner with Intel...

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Solomon @solomonmissouri.bsky.social · 1d

“Did something interesting happen at work today”

Girl i work with numbers… if something interesting happens I’ll throw up

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 1d

* a sweaty guy

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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 2d

TIL that "chives" aren't just the tops of green onions. They're a separate species in the same genus. And GREEN onions are a different species from WHITE onions.

Let's talk about Genus Allium, which includes garlic, onion, shallots, leeks, scallions and chives, along with another ~1000 species.

a person is holding a bunch of green vegetables in a metal tray .

Alt: a person is holding a bunch of green vegetables (chives, I think) in a metal tray .

media.tenor.com

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 1d

This administration has me lib posting so much. I hate what we have both become!!

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 1d

I do wonder how the reports feel when she makes their profession into a sick joke

I’d be fired inside of five minutes day 1 from trying to hawk a loogie on her as soon as she called on me

stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 1d

good news, now the music and deals and catered steak dinners will ring out for a thousand years

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 1d

Bad news gamers: I heard the Trump administration is going to force all female video game characters to wear burkas in the games from now on

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 2d

God saves his fanciest water cooled beds for his sweatiest hogs

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve found their entire movies look like drawings. Impressive

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stunt tulpa @highplainsdrifter.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah I thought if it was lower than 50cc they had a governor and you didn’t need a moto license (in most states, not sure about CA law)

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