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Phil

@heardyoulooking.bsky.social

630 followers 280 following 4.8K posts

He/him. Reply guy and courtesy faver. Usually not much to say other than dumb puns and jokes for maybe 3 people.

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 5h

501 straight fit. Button fly. Just your classic pair of jeans. Nothing too fancy.

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 5h

New jeans acquired (Levi’s 501s). Everyone stand down.

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 9h

Important Update: I will be shopping for a new pair of jeans later today.

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Plate Stealer @platestealer.bsky.social · 6h

Gay Walt Whitman is like Heaves of Ass

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · Apr 11

Gay Walt Whitman be like I contain multi dudes

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tania ⊹ 🐇࣪ @synthstatic.bsky.social · 6h

Drawing above records which depicts the The Kinks and says
‘LIFE STINKS
I LIKE THE KINKS’

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · Apr 11

Gay Walt Whitman be like I contain multi dudes

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 7h

What about Gay Dad?

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 7h

British people will just name a band Gene like it’s no big deal

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 7h

youtu.be/x0xvzabfhOY?...

Ben Mendelsohn’s Aunty Donna Podcast cameo

YouTube video by Rory B. Steele

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · May 25

Ya haven't been talking to the jedi have ya mate?

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 9h

Caillou's dad: (texting) caillou is freaking the fuck out

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DAVE! (like "Them!" but Dave) @daveexmachina.bsky.social · 9h

Halloween: The Return of Mykeighlah Myers

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 9h

Important Update: I will be shopping for a new pair of jeans later today.

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

54-40 or Fight? No thanks. I’d rather 69-420 and Chill.

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 9h

Follow me on JRO

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 10h

Cowabunga stands for the bungling of a coward

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macnult @macnult.com · Feb 13

come thru bro i’ve got an alien smoking weed and listening to Bitches Brew by Miles Davis. i’m snapping my fingers out of time lol i think it’s having a panic attack

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 1d

Reverse Cowgirl Mortgage

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

Anyway, you could do a lot worse than listen to the 1938 From Spirituals to Swing Concert

Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

Probably gonna delete this one

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

I’m going Robert Crumb mode: listening to 1930s jazz and admiring women with big asses

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

54-40 or Fight? No thanks. I’d rather 69-420 and Chill.

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 1d

An old lady once told me something was “hotter than Dutch love”, and I’d like to know where this fits in on the scale

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ceej @ceej.online · 2d

caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 2d

I just logged the ones I’ve seen after I signed up.