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Simon Harris
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🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights are human rights. 🖤 Living on Wurundjeri land. ☕️ Made a joke about non-dairy crema. 🤷‍♂️ Opinions are sometimes mine, sometimes others, rarely substantiated. https://harukizaemon.com https://aus.social/@haruki_zaemon
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👕 Drinking Like It's 2020
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A second monkey has been shot and killed and authorities said Tuesday that they were still searching for a third missing monkey a week after their escape from a truck that overturned on a Mississippi highway.
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2nd Escaped Monkey Fatally Shot After Mississippi Crash
A second monkey has been shot and killed and authorities said Tuesday that they were still searching for a third missing monkey.
www.mississippifreepress.org
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Burry’s Palantir trade is roughly an order of magnitude bigger—and more interesting imo—than the Nvidia puts.
I am constantly surprised how some people manage to hold down a job, like some genius scientist who would starve to death if not for the love and care of their spouse, minus the genius scientist part.
And I observe pundits explicitly punishing companies for NOT playing along. “X is still behind on <insert BS tech nobody really needs nor wants>”
Seems like the best scenario 😂
Period reminder that I honestly wish for malice over incompetence most of the time.
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Next up on my reading list.

…I am already regretting this choice.
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I can’t stress this enough: you cannot understand politics without reading this paragraph about why there’s no such thing as a 1/3rd pound hamburger
Adding Protein and Powder
Today's downfall of an empire brought to you by the letter 'P' for Plumbum Poisoning by Paint, Petrol, and Pipes.
What is it with ChargeFox and their terrible, horrible, no good, very bad charging stations? I never have issues with any other provider.
Assuming for the time being I don't need a gastroscopy given I ate beetroot for dinner. This is a developing story.
I’ve had them home sick and dear lord it’s a full time job just reminding them to clean up after themselves
My job is like 80% reminding people to go talk to other people.
I'm beginning to think school was invented at least in part to keep homes clean and tidy for longer
"I could not be prouder to be a member of the Python Software Foundation today. The purpose of a system is what it does, and it is clear that the PSF understands this very well." — @daedalus.eigenmagic.com pivotnine.com/blog/python-sof...
Python Software Foundation Shows Everyone What Integrity Looks Like
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This is what I did yesterday (although it was Jess who made the loaf)
If eating freshly baked homemade sourdough bread got you fit, I'd be the fittest person in the world.
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The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast'

10/10 response, no notes
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“The Fair Work Commission (FWC) earlier this week ruled that Westpac did not have reasonable grounds to refuse an employee’s request to work from home full-time.” ia.acs.org.au/article/2025...
Westpac ordered to allow employee to WFH
Fair Work fires warning shot to bosses.
ia.acs.org.au
When do we drop the "neo" and just accept they are Nazis?