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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 2h

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 2h

lmaoooooo one of the hobby conventions got Ash Ketchum's voice actor to yell "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!"

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 2h

It's really cool that UGA is attempting a thing where:

-North part of Sanford Stadium wears red
-South wears black
-East and west wear white

But the problem is, unless they've changed student ticketing, a lot of the west end zone is students who don't know whether they can grab a spot in north.

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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 3h

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod • 22h •
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 3h

Telling people I was hit by a car when in reality I was harassing Ric Ocasek in 1983 and he retaliated

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Ben Hart, Gender Archivist @pavlovforgoths.com · 5h

I don't need to understand everything

a caption of a dirty man's face, screaming, with the title "Men Who Don't Use Soap, Explained"

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 18h

i'm probably a horrible person because i learned about a "showman's graveyard" in oklahoma for circus performers and my first thought was "i wonder how many clowns they can fit in a coffin"

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 18h

honored and humbled for the university of georgia to place me on their "40 dumbest alumni under 40" list

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 19h

ahh i see that the liberty "university" student section is leaning into being a bunch of clowns

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 20h

soon i will be bragging about how low my carbon footprint is when i'm jackin' the beanstalk

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 20h

the future is so bleak that we're encouraging people (men) to continue through life without developing any sauce whatsoever

i mean hell even charlie brown had hoes

The Verge @theverge.com · 1d

Sam Altman says ChatGPT will soon sext with verified adults

ChatGPT is about to get flirty.

buff.ly

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

nobody's waterboarding these out of me

nai THEE corpse bride 🦋 @astoldbynai.blacksky.app · 1d

14. What is your craziest college story?

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

demolished sandwich way too fast with only a 1/10 tummy ache please clap

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

lmaooooo

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Chapel Bell Curve @chapelbellcurve.bsky.social · 1d

Starting a sentence with "(college football powerhouse) cannot be that dumb" was your first mistake.

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

Apparently not unless my quick research missed it.

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

Okay Penn State cannot be that dumb to swallow $49M just to hire Matt Rhule.

He is 2-23 against ranked teams and hasn't had a ranked win since he was at Temple.

Yes, he is 0-18 against ranked teams since he left Temple.

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

Falcons with the uniforms that should be permanent!

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

Journalism may still have a chance, folks.

Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 1d

BREAKING NEWS:

The Texas A&M police department confirms to Extra Points that the sandwich in question was “a pimento cheese” sandwich.

Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 3d

look I know journalism is a dying industry

but I want sandwich details goddammit

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

marinaded cocktober

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 1d

I LOVE JOHNNY CASH BUT WHY DO YOU PEOPLE THINK THE COVER OF HURT IS BETTER THAN NIN

I DON'T CARE WHAT TRENT REZNOR SAYS

IT'S SO BORING

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 2d

Gave my ex one last chance to reimburse me four thousand dollars in stolen belongings so she doesn't have to spend a minimum of four months in jail.

See you in Durham, I suppose!

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Lair Of The Gurt Sherm (Stoker 1911) @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 2d

galifinakis is a god tier "know when to talk know when to shut up"

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