They're boiling me like a frog at work today, but it's honestly not even that bad. The water felt pretty nice when I got in, and if anything it's actually getting warmer!
Sometimes it's fun to remember that with everything that's going on, at the same time, the world as we know it is actually 100% permanently coming to an end.
Trump and Bessent clarify that they will only help out Argentina as long as Milei is in power. Trump adds that the same thing goes with NYC, where the White House will hold up funds if Mamdani wins.
It might not pay out monetarily, but the personal value of having an English degree has really skyrocketed after countless working adults have openly revealed that they find it difficult to write 2-3 sentences by themselves.
The "no nutritional value" part might actually be the most effective ragebait I've ever seen. My instinct would be to be annoyed, but unfortunately I'm kind of impressed lol.
Tariffs have rapidly increased the price of coffee—a drink with almost no nutritional value and lots of functional substitutes. Yet coffee may also be the one thing Americans can’t live without, @elcush.bsky.social writes:
I'm currently sitting next to a one-on-one conversation where it is just *so* obvious that the guy not saying much is stewing with a "Bro, can you actually shut the fuck up for like two seconds?"
I went over my calorie goal last night with a completely unnecessary snack at 11pm. And I thought "See? This wouldn't have happened if I were in bed at 10pm."
The great thing about running a private Catholic university is that you can just venerate anyone you want and the Pope can’t say shit because he’s all the way in Rome.
