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@grillinchillin9.bsky.social

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Diehard Saints, Astros, LSU Tiger fan. SE Louisiana https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ndsxj47hf3hpi4ibsiv27p7v/feed/aaadyeggry74k

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · Feb 27

If I had to wear a bra, a thong up my ass, a tampon, and high heels I'd be a total bitch too. I get it ladies, I get it.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 22h

In the midst of total chaos he found true love.

Sir, that’s your bed.

Love is love.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 2d

Want to go to the scariest Haunted House for free?

Go walk around inside of a Walmart.

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · Apr 30

i'm glad i don't have a thought bubble above my head because when i'm involved in intellectual conversations i'm usually just thinking about some variation of potatoes

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 3d

Vanilla Ice should probably change his name right about now.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jun 16

never apologize for being yourself, unless you're in a relationship, in which case never stop apologizing

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Kaitlyn @kiixlyn.bsky.social · 21d

i took tylenol while i was autistic and now my son is pregnant

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 3d

Not this asshole again.

-Your toilet

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry for what I called you when I had to pee really badly.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 3d

I’m just a dude sitting here wondering how tampons became a thing for women, that’s all.

Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 3d

Strange people put ketchup on scrambled eggs.

Stranger people think it tastes good.

Freaking weirdos.

Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 4d

Buffalo wings so spicy your face melts off like the Nazi Soldier in the movie “Raiders of the Lost Ark.”

Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 5d

The loudest “Fuck this shit” is said every day by people who go home after work.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 7d

Nerd sext: Hey do you want to get shoved in to a locker with me?

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 7d

Some people just look better in the pitch black dark.

Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 9d

Walks outside….

See’s neighbor….

Walks back inside.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 14d

I didn’t get to watch Tiger King on Netflix; I’m going to hold off until Tiger King the musical comes out.

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lisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 11d

Her fragrance was ethereal, like Bounce dryer sheets left out in the rain, both mundane and haunting.

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 12d

Me: OMG, someone just shit in my mouth.

Waiter: Sir, you’re eating a Caesar salad.

Me: Same thing.

Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 13d

<<< Volunteering to give breasts exams during the month of October. Exceptional satisfaction guaranteed.

Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 14d

I’m sorry you’re having a bad day. Have you tried eating a plate full of bacon? Eating bacon will turn your frown upside down.

Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 14d

Say what you will about strip clubs, but at least they don’t have “Bring your kid to work day.”

Good for them looking out for today’s youth.

Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 15d

Going to med school just means you can use big fancy words like “stool” or “feces” instead of “dookey” or “shit.”

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Busted Flip Flops @grillinchillin9.bsky.social · 15d

If she looks at her watch during sex she’s more than likely not a keeper.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 17d

Not too happy but moderately happy will do.

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ash @ashhull.bsky.social · 17d

People that ask questions in my replies. Go away.

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