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Emlyn Jones

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Let's all see if we can simply get on together, shall we?

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · Nov 23

Oh, I'm on telly. From the Other Place and a fun little pun combo.

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1h

"No TikTok vids playing on a loop
Kids with rickets were our croquet hoops.
Down the lido for our weekly bath,
White dog poo spotting for a laugh."

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 2h

"And now we move on to the liars..."

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Julia Raeside @jnraeside.bsky.social · 15h

Cock-a-hoop to be writing for @thenerve.news and we kick off with a piece about why Celebrity Traitors is era defining television.

The new, star-studded Traitors is era-defining telly - because it knows that celebrity is the ultimate grift

Will anyone ever trust Jonathan Ross again? Will Tom Daley come out in the edit as the ultimate villain? The genius of the celebrity version of The Traitors, argues author and critic Julia Raeside, is...

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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 12h

Dominic West is 56
The Wire S5 has its problems but as a jet black comedy it takes some beating.
McNulty’s reactions whilst getting accurately profiled by an unsuspecting FBI profiler are just perfect with an eyebrow raise at 0.43 worthy of Roger Moore.

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 2h

Any of this lot, even though some may not be the sharpest.

The Bash Street Kids of class 2B (eh, readers?)

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Ned Hartley @nedhartley.com · 12h

Quite happy with this panel.

A newspaper saying “Crime is up in Beanotown”

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 2h

What a stupid, ignorant and deluded person. Being surrounded by books doesn't make you intelligent, articulate or a skilled orator. As for debating, he was constantly outwitted, out-reasoned and humiliated.

Maybe she's comparing their unsavoury views on black and indigenous people, and women?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3h

Brooke Rollins: "Charlie Kirk is in a way the modern day Thomas Jefferson."

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 3h

Ah! So that's Danny Buoy.

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Flups @flups.bsky.social · 4h

ENTERTAINMENT NEWS.

A court has ordered Paul Chuckle cut down several four metre tall oak trees at the bottom of his garden after the council provided evidence he is only permitted to have a two metre yew.

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 4h

Terrahawks was bonkers. Not every year you get a Windsor Davies toy for Christmas.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 4h

"Brain Worm-Addled Drug Addict Brandishes Chainsaw, Egged On By Argentinian Maniac"

Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 9h

We are living in one of the stupidest times in history.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

Outrageous. Harry's hygiene is impeccable.

Harry Grout from Porridge looking less than chuffed.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

Seems Columbus was intent on upsetting a lot of Americans.

Carry On Columbus, with Jim Dale (Columbus) and Bernard Cribbins (and whatever his character was called) discussing the 11th of September.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

That walk of shame when you desperately need a dump and need to pop out to buy some farty towels.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

I'll reopen my DMs and see if I can find some fish in the barrel with some dynamite deals!

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 1d

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

Standing there with your feet in a pair of shoes? Money for old rope.

Unklerupert @unklerupert.uk · 1d

Well, looks like this footwear model has had enough then.

Next store listings for trainers. On the left lower legs, white socks, black and white trainers in motion.

On the right, lower legs, blue trousers, white trainers, standing on a chair as it about to… no, don’t!

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

Third world dictatorships do this sort of thing, but then they're often culturally mature.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

Q: Will you consider removing new restriction on Pentagon press?

TRUMP: I think he finds the press to be very disruptive in terms of world peace and maybe security for our nation. The press is very dishonest

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

I've always enjoyed this short story during brief outages, but I imagine it'd be like choosing a 2Unlimited song for Dessert Island Discs after a couple of reads.

E.M. Forster's "The Machine Stops", a cautionary tale of a loveless, automated and compartmentalised society in a post apocalyptic world where things go terminally tits up.

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

You can't leave now! Not with all these bitcoin opportunities from incredibly flirty followers.

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Shar A @sharal.bsky.social · 1d

Happy Battle of Hastings anniversary.
Harold Godwinson now with the angles.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

when you tie a tie, try to put in a dimple, like so

a black and white photo of a man in a pinstripe worsted suit, white shirt, and textured necktie. the tie has a nice dimple under the knot.

a photo of donald trump upside down. there is also a nice dimple on his red tie

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Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

I don't think the phrasing "previous pedophile" is quite the commendation this dickhead thinks it is.

An idiot writes in relation to the current 'pedophile':

"[excessive amount of laughing emojis] best active president in yerssss! He is not sleeping as a previous pedophile and kayana inept administration"

Emlyn Jones @gremlyn27.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry, what? The Pentagon, Home of War, has declared that the press can only report on state-approved news?

When exactly are Americans going to take a hint? What a pitiful little country it is.

JeffTrnka @jefftrnka.bsky.social · 1d

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1d

Your mam in bed, etc…

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