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Gordi
@gordi.bsky.social
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Bright future, bad hangover. owns four old cars and numerous bullshit cameras. bebostate passport office operator, gender is dude as in dudes rock
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There are low-level serial communication protocols everywhere for those with I2C
I know exactly where you are and fuck yeah
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[kool keith voice] i eliminated 85% of microplastics from my ejaculate
I guarantee you none of this was photoshopped lmfao
God damn this all looks so good
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Practicing for the YouTube clickbait horror thumbnail. They left me here to rot.
I mean it’s also for that
That was on the coast, it was a good evening image taken roughly between these two
Just remembered this completely unedited picture of me and a friend in 2023 that looks so fucking incredibly fake it made us lose our shit laughing for like a week
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There's just no way he knows this stuff is public
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This is easily top 10 funniest baseball photos
Oh lol I just watched that for the first time in like 20 years the other day!
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the furry experience of explaining to your corporate job that you're "not really a costume guy" for halloween, when in fact that accurately describes you and everyone you associate with
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Ooooh is your internet broken. Did someone's immaterial web of financial speculation and surveillance turn out to have a failure point in material infrastructure
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The entire "free speech on campus" moral panic was manufactured to blackmail us into making space in intellectual life for bigots and charlatans who couldn't get there on their own merits. Its a DEI scheme for fascism. Congratulations to everyone who took it at face value.
“Following his lecture, Yarvin will debate the legendary British historian David Starkey on history and the future of conservatism.” Everything about this is so cursed. Masks off at the University of Oxford.
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I vividly remember @winemoment.bsky.social and some other folks (maybe @tropicalmalady.bsky.social?) watching this trailer at the Beacon and being like “Hannibal Buress: comedian, LANDLORD. The guy from Wavves: the guy from Wavves. LANDLORD” and now it’s all i think youtu.be/wDVmhGqx_mA
Death Promise (1977) Original Trailer [FHD]
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Hannibal nurses also bought a house and evicted the tenants to turn it into an AirBNB so he can get fucked forevrr
I guess it’s gonna start being time for posting hog on main again if the right wingers start coming back huh
Keep it up lol
When I bring the Dildo Tub™️ to the play party