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sohna: world's okayest bard · sam: a red herring me (goose): 30s, lapsed medievalist, elf enjoyer 7.35 done · on pilgrimage now · https://goosecatte.carrd.co #cattefishing wol yapping i&h: @/wicksandwheat
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hi, i'm goose!

sohna is she/they, sam is he/him

i mostly post/share art and wolqotd/wol yapping
- spoiler content: 6.0 onwards is tagged with expac name
- likes/shares sometimes nsfw 🔞

sorry for the vuln stack magnets in my pockets
sohna, in a green dress with a corseted waist, looks really excited about something. sam looks thoughtfully towards the camera on a sunny afternoon.
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like basically everyone who works in software I embody this tweet and do not under any circumstances want to talk to my computer
Tweet from @PPathole

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. 

Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.
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Sure, it's environmentally catastrophic, inaccurate, and built on mountains of stolen IP, but also: who wants to work in an office full of people talking out loud to their computers at the same time, that sounds like an actual nightmare
This is the future of Windows. Microsoft wants to rewrite Windows to turn computers into AI PCs that you talk to. It's now bringing AI features to all Windows 11 PCs today, in a bid to convince you to talk to your PC and let AI control it. Full details 👇 www.theverge.com/news/799768/...
Microsoft wants you to talk to your PC and let AI control it
Copilot Voice and Vision are now rolling out.
www.theverge.com
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There is an actual life-changing conflict between WFH being cheaper and more efficient, an entire layer of middle managers who need to have meetings to feel alive, and the commercial real estate cabal that runs all cities. It’s going to get so fucking weird.
remote work is like birth control or UBI atp where there’s overwhelming research consensus they improve quality of life for people they apply to, yet access is impeded or blocked by the ruling class because the thought of marginalized ppl having rich full lives makes steam come out their ears
2. Rolling Stone is owned by a large media conglomerate, which is ending remote work across its brands.

My home is Portland, Oregon, ~1,000 miles from the nearest office, so this marks the end of the line for me at RS.
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The FFXIV community has a problem with racism/orientalism and try to hide behind "it's just fiction" while actively roleplaying a fascist or a walking racial stereotype. People refuse to believe fiction reflects reality.
tell me a fandom opinion that you’d defend like this
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💖their journey💖

available as keychains and standees at gateway!!
they'll be up online in november ^^
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I needed a project to keep myself busy recently so I scratch-built an Armstrong from Final Fantasy IX 🏠🐟
Picture of a model based on the Armstrong enemies from FF9 Picture of a model based on the Armstrong enemies from FF9 Picture of a model based on the Armstrong enemies from FF9 Concept art for the Armstrong from FF9
what is something that brings him joy?
does he have any fears?
coultenet noticing sam paying rapt attention to his hands as he gets ready some morning and absolutely hamming it up and they do eventually head out to the rising stones for breakfast but it’s more like brunch at that point. sam’s hair is messy, which is normal, but he’s smiling, which isn’t. 8)
steve is fascinated by sohna's movement - musical, rhythmic, expressive - in general. often catches himself staring (or joye catches him, if he's at work) when they go by.

coultenet likes the brief moments when sam is playing, laughing, with streudel and hasn't noticed coultenet in the room yet.
sohna enjoys when steve goes ham on some project or contraption. find them on the sidelines with a book or sketchbook, periodically hooting encouragement or endearment in his direction.

sam likes watching coultenet's hands in general, but especially him putting on his ringbands.

#cattefishing
#wolqotd because I’m being super soft and mushy about it rn: what is something your wol/oc loves to watch their partner do while they’re not paying attention? What do they do that their partner loves watching? ❤️
nature is healing
History repeats itself with Monster Hunter Wilds. Welcome to the Omega Experience 😂
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🎭All Tanks Wake: The Case of the Inconspicuous Couple

Two young aquarium fish, Romeo & Juliet, are missing! It's up to Inspector Red Herring and his trusty assistants to get to the bottom of it!

📅Oct 25, 7-9pm EDT
🗺️Lav Beds, Ward 1, P58, Sophia
💻 eorzean.fish/AllTanksWake...
#FFXIV
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Oct 15th - Twin brothers Elijah “Smoke” and Elias “Stack” buy a rundown sawmill, and start transforming it into one hell of a juke joint

📽️📅 Sinners (2025)
4 Screenshots from the movie "Sinners" (2025): First, a black screen with the text "Clarksdale, Mississippi October 16, 1932." Second, an interior of a church with attendees in white clothing, a man stands silhouetted in the doorway with a cross visible above. Third, a black screen with the text "one day earlier." Fourth, two men in suits and hats stand beside a vintage car against a rustic building backdrop.
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Someone on etsy is making ASCIAN MASKS FOR LABUBUS????????????
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"sexy nun outfit" you're a fool. your mind is trapped in a cage. the modesty and seemliness of an ordinary nun's habit is far more erotic than some basal skimpy costume could ever be
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Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day
A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.
thinking of you and lard

i hope this passes quickly so that you both can get back to your usual haunts and diversions
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erotica should not come from a soulless machine. erotica should come from your local bookstore or your friends on the internet when they have divine inspiration.