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He's just this guy, you know? | I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this

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goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 20d

I have an actual portfolio site you can check out if you want to see more of my work without just scrolling back through my account: goblin.tchy.ca/

Art by Alex Martin

goblin.tchy.ca

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goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 1d

A photo of a small black cat sitting in a sunny window, looking down and to the side at the shadows on the windowsill.

goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 1d

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat, who is entranced not by the Halloween decorations blowing in the wind on the front porch, but by their shadows on the window?

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goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 1d

He's trying to invent agriculture

goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 2d

I hope next year is better, and that the rest of this year gives you a break at least

goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 2d

Never raisins, but craisins rehydrated in mayonnaise are great in a chicken salad

goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 2d

I need to learn some sad banjo songs so I can serenade Mia as she starves in the last thirty minutes before dinner

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Mar 15

cop in The Wicker Man (leaving unharmed because he slept with that hot blonde): what a strange, sexy island

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goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 6d

It's very funny going to a largely French doctors office with a gender clinic in it, cause it's almost exclusively the trans people who are coming in speaking English

goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 7d

The small ones are the safe choice, so go big

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goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 7d

I hate every single time I get to that place so much

goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 8d

I dodged this reaction by virtue of growing up in a home that hadn't been updated since the 70s. Orange wood paneling and brown shag as far as the eye could see

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goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 10d

But you do gotta wonder what goes through a guy's head when he comes home and discovers one of his roommates has taken his delivery pizza box out of the trash and used it as a drop cloth to stain wood on in the kitchen at 10pm (reasonable and good thing to do)

goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 10d

It's almost as if there is no way to win

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goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 10d

Like it's nothing personal or weird. Sometimes your trash is just the trash I see a use for in the moment

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goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 10d

Our roommates have adapted admirably to my habit of just taking random stuff out of the recycling bins to repurpose or use in art

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goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 10d

We've made it back from our theater adventures, and after doing very little driving in the last year and a half, two ~8 hour road days in a week have ended me

goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 11d

I just kinda let mine sit until you have to crack it apart like a creme brulee

goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 11d

When I was a kid, it wasn't just blueberries, but home frozen blueberries from my grandmother's small orchard, and they were the best thing ever

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goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 11d

It's been so sad to watch how bad Etsy is getting, even just from the outside as a customer. It's gotta be terrible for you as a seller

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brawls @brawlite.badvibes.party · 11d

look at my TOOTH BOWLS

four images of scronched ceramic bowls that have been adorned with the likeness of human teeth

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goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 11d

These are so fucking cool

goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 11d

I'm gonna dream about the carrot and ricotta salad I got

Toby @ Exchange Madness @iodhadh.bsky.social · 11d

Dinner date before the show tonight. ✨

A tall yellow-orangeish cocktail (sangria spritz) next to a short red cocktail with a twist of orange peel (negroni). A small vase with a red rose is beside them.

Bowl full of various colours and sizes of olive beside a small plate of sliced bread and butter.

Plate of several oysters on ice, along with lemon slices, horseradish, mignonette, and mango hot sauce.

Bowl of french onion soup beside a small plate with three salt cod croquettes, lemon slices, and a bowl of fancy tartar sauce.

goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 11d

Sending you a DM cause I am too wordy lol

goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 11d

Not to internet diagnose but like, sounds like something in the realm of a delayed sleep phase. My husband's got it and resets to something similar without like, meds to regulate

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goblinpassword.bsky.social @goblinpassword.bsky.social · 11d

They spent the last year watching me do this with blueberries and being neutral towards it, then tried it with frozen fruit they actually like and have instantly understood and adopted it

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