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@ghoulmouse.bsky.social

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Speaks, thinks, acts, does everything but live. Freelance editor. Rotten girl. Fujo4Fujo. Drosselmeyer's apprentice. Bloody-fingered scribe. Bunny haver. Spoony bard scholar.

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Basil 🌿 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 22h

Still you

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poison, drowning, claw, or knife @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 22m

always good when Game Freak lives up to the name

poison, drowning, claw, or knife @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 1h

some guy at nintendo HQ grimly setting the "days since we accidentally invented a sexual icon" counter back to zero

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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 4h

just saw someone call him "the guy from Dracula Flow."

dude, that's Dracula

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sukka @sukka.bsky.social · 18h

such a good girl

#pokemonlegendsza #jacinthe #lebanne

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sukka @sukka.bsky.social · 18h

oh cute pet where did you buy her from

#pokemonlegendsza #jacinthe #lebanne

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yawn… @yawntchi.bsky.social · 1d

jacinthe + lebanne #pokemonlegendsza

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 6h

ARG developer murdered, creates the most obtuse, elaborate form of haunting the perpetrator ever, somehow involves forcing them to drive to Florida to answer a payphone in a hurricane for "lore reasons"

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Maria J Pérez Cuervo @mjpcuervo.bsky.social · 13h

Parents, please check your kids’ candy this Halloween. I’ve just found an ancient metal whistle with the inscription “QUIS EST ISTE QUI VENIT" inside a Snickers bar. I blew it and heard a note of infinite distance, and now I’m haunted by a figure in pale, fluttering draperies. Be safe.

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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 12h

see like I'm the person who sees like pokemon black and white adding all new pokemon and you can't get old ones until you beat the game and think "that's cool"

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poison, drowning, claw, or knife @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 19h

You know, at least youre not the guy who had a woman who was clearly his mom buy him an inflatable condom costume

poison, drowning, claw, or knife @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 1d

You know, at least you're not the guy whose card got declined buying $300 worth of inflatable penis costumes

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poison, drowning, claw, or knife @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 1d

Unless you are, in which case, sorry about it man

poison, drowning, claw, or knife @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 1d

You know, at least you're not the guy whose card got declined buying $300 worth of inflatable penis costumes

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poison, drowning, claw, or knife @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 1d

Me every time it fucken wimdy

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lily hopkins @lilyhops.bsky.social · 2d

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poison, drowning, claw, or knife @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 2d

actually reminded of very old WoW, when the play for hunters was to obtain the slowest cat in the game due to the way damage on your first attack out of stealth was calculated

poison, drowning, claw, or knife @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 2d

there's already a DnD themed sourcebook for Golden Sky Stories so people dont even have to create their own thing necessarily

illbleed for sego dreancas @impemboganecue.bsky.social · 2d

These people could create their own thing but no, they’ll insist D&D isn’t a murder spree fantasy game and it really is uhhh very Zelda and Ghibli despite having few mechanics of note in that direction

poison, drowning, claw, or knife @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 2d

you better watch out, i have the slowest musicians in the land on my side

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J.K. @AWA @jdotkdot5.bsky.social · 2d

Hex Maniac

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poison, drowning, claw, or knife @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 2d

discovering that since 1) bardsong costs MP in this game and 2) the effect only lasts until your next turn comes up, casting Slow on your bard is the most efficient thing to do

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poison, drowning, claw, or knife @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 2d

in that sense i guess they have truly recaptured the old school magic

poison, drowning, claw, or knife @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 2d

there is such a cottage industry of outrage clicks for this topic specifically that i have to get all information on new games directly from friends actually playing it, like it's 1995

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poison, drowning, claw, or knife @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 2d

don't be sorry i like your posts

poison, drowning, claw, or knife @ghoulmouse.bsky.social · 2d

im sorry for your loss but the fact that they fumbled canonizing one of the most popular ships of all time is hysterical to me

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Skeletons in Video Games @skeletonsinvgs.bsky.social · Sep 20

Megabonk

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