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Gentleman Ectopus
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Musician, gamer, D&D DM, YouTuber, octopus. https://linktr.ee/gentlemanoctopus
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Aw man, I just wanted to swap out my kid here, not all this other stuff.
Donald Trump: *shits his own pants*

Gavin Newsom: *shits his own pants* LOOK AT ME IM DONALD TRUMP HUR HUR HUR
I learnt to love Mozart's Requiem II. Kyrie Eleison as a kid because it was a preset on Activision's Music Studio on our Amiga 500. For years, I thought "Kyrie Eleison" was the name of the person who'd saved the track.
James Gunn has said there won't be a third season, but he did imply the characters will continue in some form. I'm guessing as movie side characters or maybe a Checkmate show or something.
If there's one thing I know about you, it's that you've famously never had a roof leak, and told everyone that having a leaky roof is probably good actually.
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you don't understand. as someone who isn't inherently good at art, stealing paintings from the museum is the *only* way i'm able to express myself creatively. i wouldn't be able to paint beautiful portraits. but by breaking into a museum and stealing the paintings, now i am
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stealing paintings from museums will soon be considered just another tool in the artist's toolbelt
It's okay, we were all hyped for the DANCE CHANGE
I mean... feels like you should probably have a lot of notes after looking at this for longer than two seconds.
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looking out at the horrors from within my Halloween happy place
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Frantically scrawling "CAT ASSASSIN GAME FROM DAVE BAUTISTA AND STRAY WRITER IS THE START OF A NEW NEO-NOIR MULTIMEDIA FRANCHISE" on the padded walls of my cell
Sting The White arrives precisely when he means to.
When your party wizard takes the grappler feat #AEWWrestleDream 🤼
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I love the idea that they were super concerned with people recording on their shit-ass SD camcorders.
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Good news! There's a sequel with the exact same vibe just waiting for you at your next TTRPG table.