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Hawk Ghost

@gateshawk.bsky.social

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I finished an entire can of 7 up Author of "Johnny's Brand New Big Boy Bike" https://www.amazon.com/Johnnys-Brand-New-Big-Bike/dp/1724177753/ref=sr_1_1?crid=B1PA7IB9GNB0&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-H_-htHgrzs2Acf0daTDiXB

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Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 55m

Juckport, Rhode Island

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Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 1h

Under Trump we’re closer to whirled peas than world peace. Save to drafts

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 3h

These hobbits are ready for me to go home but they’re too Middle Earth nice to say so

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 3h

Tim Cook is asking me to beta test a new device called the Gentleman’s Companion

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colorscolor @uglyjacket.bsky.social · Aug 4

[un muting myself as my co workers describe their weekends with their families] Reading won’t exist soon.

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Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 6h

Ok I get it, it's a feature not a bug. Continue

Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 7h

Ok no I can’t listen to noises like that doctors orders

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yeast @colourmode.bsky.social · 21h

PECO is adding something to my electricity to make me crazy and dangerous

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Hawk Ghost @gateshawk.bsky.social · 9h

?? Explain please. I want to be prepared.

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That's Are SCARY Dings™ 😱 @itsdings.bsky.social · 21h

Went bike shopping, accidentally bought a "bite"cycle instead!!! Friends, let me tell you, you don't want to sit on one of those!!!! This really happened

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · Jun 21

Bride, hiss whispering: I thought you said you weren’t going to get the chandler priest

Groom: I didn’t! I thought I got the Joey one! I’m so sorry babe

Priest: could this couple be any more have prepared their own vows?