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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛

@fuzzler.bsky.social

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Professional job quitter. Former reverse logician & programmer, currently pursuing my passion of not sitting at a computer all day getting mad. Living the dream (at least when I'm not logged on here!!)

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · Jun 9

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 1h

A concerned man rips off the December 2020 page of a calendar revealing the page behind it, January 1984

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 2h

Who up reacting to stimuli? ✋

A monkey watching another monkey eat a banana. A line pointing to a cutaway of the observer monkey's brain is labeled "neuron activation." Below that it says "monkey sees action"

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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 3h

Sir the shareholders have asked you to unread lord of the rings should I look into that process?

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 3h

PERSON ADMIRING MY COSTUME: omg your costume is so funny, is that from something?

ME: oh haha, I'm "Windows Eleven"

(costume idea tbd, but trust me: it's gonna get a laugh.)

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 4h

For $200 I could probably get 50 Stanzo brand "Scumbag Steve" hats

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Rogs Pumpkin 🎃 @stev.bsky.social · 5h

Who cares!!!

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mr. cannoli @boner.ink · 4h

if everyone just drove the same speed (200 mph) and never braked, we'd all be much happier

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 4h

god i wish that were me

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 4h

What if it turned out the KISS guys had very symmetrical vitiligo the whole time?

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Peter Chilvers @peterchilvers.com · 6h

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 22h

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 6h

shaggy scooby while scrappy watchin

Parker Molloy @parkermolloy.com · 6h

Shaq is on there, and he's been...

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Tupac kissing marilyn Monroe

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Kobe Bryant hugging 2 pac in heaven they both have angel wings

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Martin Luther laughing with Kobe bryant and biggie smalls and marilyn Monroe in heaven

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 6h

The existence of Harry Connick Jr. implies the existence of Harry Connick Jr. Deluxe, and Spicy Harry Connick with Bacon

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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 11h

The kitchen is the restaurant of the home

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Justin McElroy @thoughtographic.bsky.social · 9h

Dwarven pizza chef

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Joseph Gordon @moonmoneyismine.bsky.social · 9h

Women don’t like the vehicle

Homer’s car “The Homer” a gorgeous green sedan with two bubble dome windows and a generously sized cup holder

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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 10d

Tron gives an inaccurate impression of how many guys live in your computer. It makes it seem like thousands of guys are in there. In reality only about 10 guys live in your computer and less than half of them ride motorcycles

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Sean H @tlanta-sean.bsky.social · 15h

So much happening in just a few sentences:

Personally, it's kind of dumb. It's just a vehicle. So it's ironic that it would even become a political statement, but nonetheless it is. [Editor's note: Taylor was arrested and convicted of conspiracy to obstruct an official proceeding in the January 6 attack on the Capitol. He was later pardoned by President Trump.]

Wrap design by SS Customs

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 10h

I need to look into Richard Waldrep. He did the album art for this collection and most of it is weird as hell

Four guys losing their absolute shit on the stoop of a brownstone. Two of them are doing universal party gestures. One greaser looking character has his mouth open wide and his hands clamped over his ears like he can't even contain himself. A man with thin sunglasses and an even thinner tie raises his arms in the back

An elderly person making a sort of shrug gesture

The full album cover of "The Rock 'N' Roll Era" 1964 volume released by Time Life. The boys are losing their shit over a dame walking past, namely her smooth white legs made more shapely by the red high heel, high top chuck taylor shoes she's wearing. I can't establish what the older person behind the window is thinking. It's sort of like the "sickos" guy, but instead of "yes.. haha" it says "1964"

1964

1. Where Did Our Love Go (2:31) The Supremes

2. Rag Doll (2:54) Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons

3. Under the Boardwalk (2:42) The Drifters

4. It Hurts to Be in Love (2:33) Gene Pitney

5. The Little Old Lady (from Pasadena) (2:21) Jan and Dean

6. You Don't Own Me (2:18) Lesley Gore

7. Oh, Pretty Woman (2:55) Roy Orbison

8. My Guy (2:49) Mary Wells

9. Keep Searchin' (We'll Follow the Sun) (2:07) Del Shannon

10. C'mon and Swim (2:43) Bobby Freeman

11. Last Kiss (2:20) J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers

12. Dancing in the Street (2:37) Martha and the Vandellas

13. G.T.O. (2:25) Ronny and the Daytonas

14. Suspicion (2:30) Terry Stafford

15. No Particular Place to Go (2:42) Chuck Berry

16. Leader of the Pack (2:50) The Shangri-Las

17. Hi-Heel Sneakers (2:47) Tommy Tucker

18. Chapel of Love (2:46) The Dixie Cups

19. Louie Louie (2:41) The Kingsmen

20. Goin' out of My Head (2:30) Little Anthony and the Imperials

21. The Shoop Shoop Song (It's in His Kiss) (2:11) Betty Everett

22. Surfin' Bird (2:17) The Trashmen

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 11h

I should put out a menorah and hang up a bunch of multicultural woke shit in the hallway where it happened, but a different crew gonna fix it. Plus as we've already established I'm a lover not a fighter

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 11h

Yeah... realized after the fact that it was the same guy put a big crack in my ceiling from working in the attic, too!

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 12h

I don't know what my point with this is. I had a good time smoking cigarettes with those guys & chatting with them despite whatever political differences, right up until that moment. What a spectacular way to completely blow through all the good will they had built up.

👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 13h

Because what can you do? I'm not going to start shit with four MAGA guys who did the thing I paid them to do. I'm not even going to leave a bad review... they know where I live, and there's not really a positive outcome gonna come from that

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 13h

And he's gonna get away with it too. I'm all Karened out from dealing with the plumbing company before I hired this one. I just said "watch it man, I'm jewish" or something and he kind of apologized, kind of walked it back.. we kind of laughed it off.

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👻 the vybe shiftyre 🧛 @fuzzler.bsky.social · 13h

I'm not "hurt," but I did wake up thinking about how bad of a sign of the times it is that anyone thinks it's okay to talk this way ever, much less to a CUSTOMER, much less a CUSTOMER HANDING YOU $6000. That is what's absolutely crazy to me

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