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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · Aug 31

Come get your food.

This video contains my own research and translations and is the culmination of my gnosis thus far on the Hylic journey.

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Gnosticism Crash Course | Funk McLovin

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 1h

You will be reincarnated as a male Salandit

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onion person @junlper.beer · 17h

a swastika? in a republicans office? of the republican party who all explicitely endorse fascism? no way this could have been predicted

Politico @politico.com · 19h

EXCLUSIVE: Capitol Police are investigating a swastika found in GOP Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

“The content of that image does not reflect the values or standards of this office, my staff, or myself, and I condemn it in the strongest terms," Taylor said in a statement.

Capitol Police called to investigate swastika in GOP congressional office

An American flag altered to include an image of a swastika was found in Rep. Dave Taylor’s office.

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 11h

i'm picking totodile, the only correct answer. who are you picking

Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 13h

penis for your thoughts?

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 16h

I'm on Panera wifi and it has restricted mode locked to "on." Why? What is the point of this idiotic feature?

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 19h

i love how dumb the mega evos in za look. clefable looks like someone pooped on her

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onion person @junlper.beer · 1d

free speech is dead

Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 1d

I thought they said it was wrong for an administration to ask a social media platform to take stuff down.

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oily (scary) fruit 2 @super-dollworld.bsky.social · 2d

SORRY WIKIPEDIA WHAT?????

mpreg fan art of "dad egbert" from homestuck on wikipedia with a caption that says "Mpreg fan art of Dad Egbert from Homestuck"

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LibetsDelae 🧿 @libetsdelae.bsky.social · 1d

I don't need to search for memes bc my friends scour the internet and send me the best ones. I know this to be true. I never have to say, "Oh I've seen that before!" Instead, I say, "Hee hee, hoo hoo, you're so funny. Please don't vote conservative."

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 1d

i'm so used to the protomen act iii not being real

Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 1d

i love when people react to something this hilarious in a pearl clutching fashion. they would see a clown walking down the road and say THE RADICAL LEFT MUST BE STOPPED.

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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 1d

I love how the message of The Good Place was "It is impossible to be a good person under Capitalism and also impossible to ameliorate its influence while you are living. Your sins can only be purged in the afterlife!"

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 1d

trans edward elric?

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JintiGoast @jinti.bsky.social · 2d

Let me reiterate: that shit ain't real.

www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/wome...

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 1d

The FINAL Setanael sermon. The story of the fall of the Devil and the Vast Laugh.

Χαίρε Σεταναήλ

Setanael Sermon: The Fifth Virtue of Joyous Defiance | Jojo Funk McLovin

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 1d

Not much. And he's got a big flashing red eye as a weak point too

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 1d

Sorry I have not been posting. I have been trying to kill the computer

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 3d

Are you getting into heaven?

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Melo @letitmelo.bsky.social · 3d

Oh sure, actual sex pest Jared Leto gets to roll up to work and force everyone to call him by a different name, but the second someone gives their pronouns...

Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 3d

Finding out that Jared Leto kept doing his method acting shit and insisted on staying in character on the set of Tron Ares and would only answer to the name of Ares is so funny, like making a big ass douche of yourself for the third Tron movie where you play “computer program that gains feelings”

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 3d

Breaking Bad but it's about the witch Waylynn the Alabaster and her apprentice Jessie (girl) making potions instead of meth. And instead of the DEA they're avoiding the Spanish Inquisition Caballista

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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 3d

Just killed God, feeling good

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 3d

Onion ass lady ......

Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 3d

Imagine if your name was Misery. That would be hilarious. This is my daughter, Fucking Miserable Moron

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Stellaween? @antlervel.vet · 4d

The radical left has once again summoned Gengar from his pokéball to frighten me with various Ghost-type abilities

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Dr. Funk McLovin @funkmclovin.bsky.social · 3d

Woke Caliborn. Aka: Galiborn

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