Dr. Funk McLovin
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took my car to the doctor. the belle tire guy was the reddest man i've ever seen in my life and he said "i PROMISE we will fix this car before we close" and at 6pm sharp by fucking golly he did it
January 22, 2026 at 12:51 AM
took my car to the doctor. the belle tire guy was the reddest man i've ever seen in my life and he said "i PROMISE we will fix this car before we close" and at 6pm sharp by fucking golly he did it
Im reading a translation of the Nag Hammadi codices and one of the translators is named "Wolf-Peter Funk." His parents must have LOVED him
January 21, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Im reading a translation of the Nag Hammadi codices and one of the translators is named "Wolf-Peter Funk." His parents must have LOVED him
Join me on 30 days of Gnostic prayer.
Day 1: Resolve
Christ Theletos
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"Grant me wisdom and will from this Kenoma toward Sanctuary."
Today we pray to have Resolve. Willpower and Wisdom to get what we desire and know more.
Below, share something you Resolve to do.
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Day 1: Resolve
Christ Theletos
Sophia Logos
"Grant me wisdom and will from this Kenoma toward Sanctuary."
Today we pray to have Resolve. Willpower and Wisdom to get what we desire and know more.
Below, share something you Resolve to do.
Gnothi Ton Logon
January 21, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Join me on 30 days of Gnostic prayer.
Day 1: Resolve
Christ Theletos
Sophia Logos
"Grant me wisdom and will from this Kenoma toward Sanctuary."
Today we pray to have Resolve. Willpower and Wisdom to get what we desire and know more.
Below, share something you Resolve to do.
Gnothi Ton Logon
Day 1: Resolve
Christ Theletos
Sophia Logos
"Grant me wisdom and will from this Kenoma toward Sanctuary."
Today we pray to have Resolve. Willpower and Wisdom to get what we desire and know more.
Below, share something you Resolve to do.
Gnothi Ton Logon
Eating Jesus is a very potent metaphor across all Christian traditions. In Gnosticism they compare his crucifixion to Eve eating the apple. On top of being a potent metaphor this makes it a pro vore religion which is cool
January 21, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Eating Jesus is a very potent metaphor across all Christian traditions. In Gnosticism they compare his crucifixion to Eve eating the apple. On top of being a potent metaphor this makes it a pro vore religion which is cool
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I have seen the light 🙏
January 21, 2026 at 2:54 PM
I have seen the light 🙏
AI and society? Two for one!
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 21, 2026 at 5:13 PM
AI and society? Two for one!
estrogen could have saved her
January 21, 2026 at 2:31 AM
estrogen could have saved her
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i like having memes only me and my gf understand. explaining what a "white pharaoh moment" is would be too much for the general public
January 21, 2026 at 12:36 AM
i like having memes only me and my gf understand. explaining what a "white pharaoh moment" is would be too much for the general public
man why do we have all these problems in the world? why don't they just call my mom? she's always right
January 20, 2026 at 11:04 PM
man why do we have all these problems in the world? why don't they just call my mom? she's always right
FUCK ELON FUCK TRUMP FUCK AI. WHERE DOES THEIR PLAYBOOK COME FROM??
Demiurge Myth 3: Dispensation | FUNK MCLOVIN
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January 20, 2026 at 11:03 PM
FUCK ELON FUCK TRUMP FUCK AI. WHERE DOES THEIR PLAYBOOK COME FROM??
hephaestus, patron god of the forge and to all powercucks
January 20, 2026 at 2:03 AM
hephaestus, patron god of the forge and to all powercucks
I am once again opening the Funk McLovin Zone. We discuss gnostic texts and modern times
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January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
I am once again opening the Funk McLovin Zone. We discuss gnostic texts and modern times
i made an audio drama about a guy refusing to make a wish even though he saved a djinn but i have no fucking idea where to post it
January 19, 2026 at 10:29 PM
i made an audio drama about a guy refusing to make a wish even though he saved a djinn but i have no fucking idea where to post it
STUPID IDIOTS HAVE ALWAYS RUN THE SHOW. LAUGH AT THEM NOW IT TAKES THEIR POWERS AWAY
Demiurge Myth 2: Despotism | FUNK MCLOVIN
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January 19, 2026 at 9:21 PM
STUPID IDIOTS HAVE ALWAYS RUN THE SHOW. LAUGH AT THEM NOW IT TAKES THEIR POWERS AWAY
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At work I ask waiting customers "What is your wisdom?" Because I'm an asshole. Sometimes they ask "What's YOUR wisdom?" And I have a few replies in the chamber but the biggest killer is "Racism.... (Long Pause) Is bad"
January 19, 2026 at 5:19 PM
At work I ask waiting customers "What is your wisdom?" Because I'm an asshole. Sometimes they ask "What's YOUR wisdom?" And I have a few replies in the chamber but the biggest killer is "Racism.... (Long Pause) Is bad"
New sci fi omegaverse show. Slick and Morty
January 19, 2026 at 2:45 PM
New sci fi omegaverse show. Slick and Morty
I actually used to be an angel. Some a hole tricked me into coming down to earth. Listen I don't want to be rude but it sucks around here
January 19, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I actually used to be an angel. Some a hole tricked me into coming down to earth. Listen I don't want to be rude but it sucks around here
THE GOD OF THE OLD TESTAMENT IS A LITTLE BITCH! PERSONA 5 IS A FUCK. I HAVE JUST ENDED 2000 YEARS OF APOLOGETICS
Demiurge Myth 1: Disambiguation | FUNK MCLOVIN
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January 19, 2026 at 1:48 AM
THE GOD OF THE OLD TESTAMENT IS A LITTLE BITCH! PERSONA 5 IS A FUCK. I HAVE JUST ENDED 2000 YEARS OF APOLOGETICS
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Hey, if anyone wants to help support me with CASH MONEY, I've got a Patreon for my design studio. I'll be writing weekly posts previewing some of the design work I'm doing. Right now that's RIFLE AND REVOLUTIONARY and we'll be circling back to One Foot In when I go back to re-do the print layout
For those supporting us at the $10/month and up level on Patreon, there's another design preview post for RIFLE AND REVOLUTIONARY discussing asymmetry in character classes. #TTRPG #GameDesign
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RIFLE AND REVOLUTIONARY Part 2: Asymmetry | FoxGirl Games
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January 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Hey, if anyone wants to help support me with CASH MONEY, I've got a Patreon for my design studio. I'll be writing weekly posts previewing some of the design work I'm doing. Right now that's RIFLE AND REVOLUTIONARY and we'll be circling back to One Foot In when I go back to re-do the print layout
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You're gonna be friends with people who did mistakes. hurt others. and you have to accept that that hurt doesn't define them. That people arent perfect and will mess things up. And that people can change.
You gotta understand that a mistake isn't a moral failing. Fucking up doesnt make someone evil.
You gotta understand that a mistake isn't a moral failing. Fucking up doesnt make someone evil.
January 18, 2026 at 5:21 PM
You're gonna be friends with people who did mistakes. hurt others. and you have to accept that that hurt doesn't define them. That people arent perfect and will mess things up. And that people can change.
You gotta understand that a mistake isn't a moral failing. Fucking up doesnt make someone evil.
You gotta understand that a mistake isn't a moral failing. Fucking up doesnt make someone evil.
the first time i tried to get on estrogen my doctor said it wouldn't work on me because i'm overweight. i didn't know she was wrong until like 2023. a bad doctor sets your shit back literally years. i've been trying to do this shit since 2021
January 18, 2026 at 2:02 AM
the first time i tried to get on estrogen my doctor said it wouldn't work on me because i'm overweight. i didn't know she was wrong until like 2023. a bad doctor sets your shit back literally years. i've been trying to do this shit since 2021
girl they got the green baja blast at my taco bell. shit looks like nucular waste
January 18, 2026 at 1:52 AM
girl they got the green baja blast at my taco bell. shit looks like nucular waste