Franklyfrankfrank
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Franklyfrankfrank
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Just an honest lizard in a weird wild world. Art, education, ttrpgs, general nerd stuff. He/him.
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Teaching elementary school isn’t hard you just need to learn to drink cold black coffee throughout the day like you’re doing shots of whiskey and train your brain to filter out 40% of the sensory input send help
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Today's winner of the "Please STFU" Award is Kat Abughazaleh.

She was right to hang up! Don't talk about the facts of your federal indictment on a podcast! Or anywhere except your lawyer's office!

Sincerely,

Every Lawyer, Literally All Of Us, Heed Our Counsel And Shut The Fuck Up
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Notorious RGE strikes again! Muppets + Trek = Win.
star trek muppetized: thread
*tears streak down my beautiful cheeks*
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JD saw those pants and mistook her for a leather sofa
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Also remember that every dollar you donate to a 501c3 nonprofit food bank is a dollar you don’t have to pay federal taxes on. (That’s is if your itemized deductions are greater than the standard which it may be in 2025 bc raised SALT cap)

Either way it’s a good way to help if you have the means.
Two things can be true at the same time: neither charities nor mutual aid groups have the capacity to completely replace SNAP benefits for November, *and* we should still do as much as we can to feed people and save lives.
Man next year I’m getting back into baseball. I’m gonna be baseball dad
I need some slack for my sack, bro
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To improve accuracy and efficiency, PLC is adding three new forms to the Happiness Requisition process!
Please file Forms 101.32-B (Intent to Feel Joy), 47.98-G (Proof of Existence), and 99-Z (Accidental Vaporization Waiver) in triplicate.

Your happiness is our priority!

#ttrpg #paranoia
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War, war, no peace! Peace is to me a war.
True Story: JRR Tolkien plotted a sequel to Lord Of The Rings where a couple generations later, disaffected teenage boys in Gondor start LARPing as orcs to be edgy.

He wrote a chapter or two but abandoned it as “too depressing”.

No, really. Absolutely true— tolkiengateway.net/wiki/The_New...
“They are free from existential dread, which your brain is uniquely evolved to experience”
If your kids are sad that the animals aren’t free, remind them that nobody truly is.
“Everyone knows eyeballs are the original orbeez.”

- my 11 yo daughter, who has decided having autism means never having to say you’re sorry
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"I DON'T NEED YOU TO FUCKING REWRITE WHAT I'VE JUST WRITTEN!"
(I think we probably agree on the high-speed jazz)
That is 100% a fair reaction but I wonder if you’ve seen any of it in person, rather just in books and on screens? I always thought Calder was a little silly but has a real experience seeing live at full scale. Picasso I still found underwhelming 😅
You and my kids would get along 😆 this kind of thing is in their future
Listen would the smartest people on earth be gambling 40% of the US economy on AI if they didn’t know their limits? I think not!
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god: okay the day that is happening now is called today

angel: *writing* ok

god: and the day that just ended is called terday

angel: terday?

god: yes terday

angel: *writing* ok
Love them frickin’ mossy rocks
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Plus those words, those are from history, which is classified
Do you think in the future marketers will spell words correctly to seem clever or will they add extra letters
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If you have it please donate cash to the food banks. $10 in their hands will feed more people than the $10 worth of canned goods you can buy for retail prices. Also check on your elders. Many of them will not admit they rely on these programs so grocery gift cards or a surprise bag of staples