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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 1d

I need to invent a time machine…

Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 2d

Watching the hope in my husband’s eyes die tonight

shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 2d

in a just world, Treinan would not win another world series ring, Alejandro Kirk would heralded as a hero, and the power of friendship would triumph over evil. but alas, our world is unjust as fuck, just read a dang newspaper

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Plate Stealer @platestealer.bsky.social · 2d

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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 2d

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Cooper Lund @cooperlund.online · 2d

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 2d

"What the fuck man?"
"Fuck you, motherfucker"

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Claire (vengeful) @eclaire.bsky.social · 2d

Why would you give him the benefit of the doubt after a warning. Oh he missed give hand three times in a row against a lefty surely he'll miss batter side next time??

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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 2d

How does it feel to have the gift of prophecy

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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 2d

a close up of a baseball player wearing a la hat

ALT: a close up of a baseball player wearing a la hat

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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 2d

Me at my neighbour’s all blue Christmas lights, left on 24/7, 365 days a year

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shawnzie @shawnzie.bsky.social · 2d

Panel from the Junji Ito manga "The Enigma of Amigara Fault" edited to look like a baseball is speaking the lines "Th-this is my hole! It was made for me!"

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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 2d

Whomst among us has not loved a Captain Stinky Pants

McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 4d

"CHICKEN FINGERS is bonded with another cat, CAPTAIN STINKY PANTS. CAPTAIN STINKY PANTS is a charming 20-lb Maine Coon mix who hates children, has moderate bowel incontinence, and only eats sushi-grade tuna. CAPTAIN STINKY PANTS and CHICKEN FINGERS must be adopted together."

A Brief Questionnaire Before You Adopt This Rescue Cat

Thank you for your interest in CHICKEN FINGERS, an available cat with Furrever Rescue. Furrever Rescue currently has over a hundred cats that despe...

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 3d

Rendezvous on the Beach, by Edvard Munch, 1896

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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 3d

Ah well nevertheless

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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 3d

Yamamoto is out - death to the opposition!!

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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 3d

🕯️ Blue Jays will come back to win tonight and Rogers will be denied the additional profits of a seventh game 🕯️

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Fluffbutt @fluffbutt.bsky.social · 3d

Springer is screaming through it tonight

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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · Jan 24

Someone handed this to my grandpa in an Inwood bar, c. 1946

A yellowed and very worn paper card that has been taped back together:

YOUR STORY HAS
TOUCHED MY HEART

Never before have I met anyone with
more troubles than you.

Please accept this token of my sincerest
sympathy.

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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 5d

in fairness to my man i think this has to be the tastiest and most functional thing a baseball player has ever eaten called "nasty soup" in the history of the game and i am willing to bet it is not particularly close

Katie Heindl @wtevs.bsky.social · 5d

get this man some nasty soup