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Flatcap Goalkeeper
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If you’re going to call me a moron - you’re telling me something I already know. Gobshite. Opinions expressed are not my own. #rctid #baonpdx #celticfc #coybig #coygig #AnyoneButEngland
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This New York Post story is so “comes from a small Protestant family” energy it tried to get me to buy a golf club membership & attended a non Harvard Ivy League school.
I’m sorry, any football/calcio/soccer knockout play-off round that isn’t two legs (home & away) determined by aggregate is like a three legged chair or a five eyed squirrel - abhorrent and against the laws of Zeus & Odin.
Not surprising Brendan Rodgers is leaving Celtic… again.

The team is in shambles. The board is more interested in finances than the first team squad. Completely squander two years CL Group stage money & momentum.

I love Martin O’Neill & Sean Maloney but this feels underwhelming.
When I played HS football, I was injured by a future NFL tight end. I didn’t bitch that he was 6’7” 280lbs.

When I went to state for 100y butterfly, I didn’t start a national campaign against whispy thin, tall flexible dudes who won the genetic lottery.

Rub two f’ brain cells together ffs
If you use anti trans athlete logic, Michael Phelps should not been able to compete because of his massive genetic advantages - height, build, reach, lung capacity, double jointed ankles, & low lactic acid production.

A few of us won the lottery in a sport we love, vast majority of us don’t.
I’m tired of entitled white women (mostly not exclusively) who moan about the few or nonexistent college & professional trans athletes because mommy & daddy’s club sports money didn’t equal talent & ability to get a scholarship or a pro contract.
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"If something evil is popular, is it still evil?" is basically the defining social question of our time.
Kristofer Velde name translate into English as “Attacking Dario Župarić.” #rctid
Me from the back: “WELL SAID BIG MAN!” 😂😂😂
GDI. Here I am acting like Seb Blanco after regulation in 2018 Seattle away playoff match not knowing it was going to extra time.

Why can’t this league be normal…
The fact that Timbers are still somehow in this tie only a goal down is a fecking miracle…

Matter of fact, I am calling the Vatican right now… #rctid
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop pronouncing it Fronkenstein. #rctid
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop using the Oxford comma. #rctid
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop juggling cats. #rctid
At this point, I think Finn should be entitled to 50% of Phil contract because he have saved his arse this season.

Without him, he would have been fired already. #rctid
Looks like I picked the wrong week to lay down in the middle of Interstate 5. #rctid
The Timbers are like me trying to learn Scandinavian languages…

Can’t Finnish… #rctid
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop popping pills… (Tylenol) #rctid
Finn and Pants are keeping us in this… #rctid
Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop playing five finger fillet. #rctid