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If you’re going to call me a moron - you’re telling me something I already know. Gobshite. Opinions expressed are not my own. #rctid #baonpdx #celticfc #coybig #coygig #AnyoneButEngland

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 2d

This New York Post story is so “comes from a small Protestant family” energy it tried to get me to buy a golf club membership & attended a non Harvard Ivy League school.

Stephen West @stephenwest.bsky.social · 2d

lmao

My Post headline

Mamdani didn’t tell the whole truth about his hijab-wearing ‘aunt’ who feared for safety post-9/11

The “aunt” who Zohran Mamdani said was too afraid to wear her hijab on the subways after 9/11 was actually his dad’s cousin.

Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 2d

I’m sorry, any football/calcio/soccer knockout play-off round that isn’t two legs (home & away) determined by aggregate is like a three legged chair or a five eyed squirrel - abhorrent and against the laws of Zeus & Odin.

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 2d

Me looking up to only find out Martin O’Neill is 73 years old….

a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt on

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 2d

Not surprising Brendan Rodgers is leaving Celtic… again.

The team is in shambles. The board is more interested in finances than the first team squad. Completely squander two years CL Group stage money & momentum.

I love Martin O’Neill & Sean Maloney but this feels underwhelming.

Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

When I played HS football, I was injured by a future NFL tight end. I didn’t bitch that he was 6’7” 280lbs.

When I went to state for 100y butterfly, I didn’t start a national campaign against whispy thin, tall flexible dudes who won the genetic lottery.

Rub two f’ brain cells together ffs

Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

If you use anti trans athlete logic, Michael Phelps should not been able to compete because of his massive genetic advantages - height, build, reach, lung capacity, double jointed ankles, & low lactic acid production.

A few of us won the lottery in a sport we love, vast majority of us don’t.

Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

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Katelyn Best @kabest.bsky.social · 3d

Deeply disappointed in Liz Eddy here, who I've always liked and respected. A reminder that we have a lot of work to do when it comes to educating the public about why trans inclusion isn't just morally correct, but competitively sound share.google/Gjf9a1Sl01eL...

National Women’s Soccer League must adopt gender standards to keep growing

Recent controversies across women’s sports — from swimming to track and field — have highlighted professional soccer lacks clear eligibility policies, unlike a growing number of other competitions.…

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

I’m tired of entitled white women (mostly not exclusively) who moan about the few or nonexistent college & professional trans athletes because mommy & daddy’s club sports money didn’t equal talent & ability to get a scholarship or a pro contract.

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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 3d

"If something evil is popular, is it still evil?" is basically the defining social question of our time.

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

Kristofer Velde name translate into English as “Attacking Dario Župarić.” #rctid

Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

Me from the back: “WELL SAID BIG MAN!” 😂😂😂

Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

GDI. Here I am acting like Seb Blanco after regulation in 2018 Seattle away playoff match not knowing it was going to extra time.

Why can’t this league be normal…

Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

The fact that Timbers are still somehow in this tie only a goal down is a fecking miracle…

Matter of fact, I am calling the Vatican right now… #rctid

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

#rctid

an older man in a white shirt and tie is sitting in the cockpit of an airplane .

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

#rctid

a group of people standing next to each other on a plane .

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop pronouncing it Fronkenstein. #rctid

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop using the Oxford comma. #rctid

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop juggling cats. #rctid

Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

At this point, I think Finn should be entitled to 50% of Phil contract because he have saved his arse this season.

Without him, he would have been fired already. #rctid

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

Well there is my problem…

Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

Looks like I picked the wrong week to lay down in the middle of Interstate 5. #rctid

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

The Timbers are like me trying to learn Scandinavian languages…

Can’t Finnish… #rctid

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop popping pills… (Tylenol) #rctid

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

Finn and Pants are keeping us in this… #rctid

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Flatcap Goalkeeper @flatcapgoalkeeper.bsky.social · 3d

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop playing five finger fillet. #rctid