MadAlien Earth
@fauxedo.bsky.social
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I am an example of the Live Mas mentality. (She/Her) 🏳️‍⚧️
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fauxedo.bsky.social
Oh this is happening immediately.
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mythiot.bsky.social
Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the soyjak doomscroller Bob and myself as the chad organizer Sensei Sergio.
Bob Ferguson from One Battle After Another Sensei Sergio from One Battle After Another
fauxedo.bsky.social
This is the type of shit Benicio del Toro was on in OBAA.
jacketdan.bsky.social
He did it again for the 5 year anniversary
fauxedo.bsky.social
Did you know that when you post a movie to Letterboxd there’s no verification process that you’ve actually seen the movie? You can just say whatever you want. I’ve seen Citizen Kane 400 times.
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gaius.bsky.social
Sad news everyone, I’m officially pulling the plug on Brightsiders, my super fan podcast for the 2017 movie Bright. I still feel like there were many interesting topics left to discuss but after 7 years of weekly episodes I’ve learned that no one has ever listened to the show.
fauxedo.bsky.social
Idk, how many riddles can you recite?
fauxedo.bsky.social
If you’ve ever heard me use the phrase “I call that progress,” please know that I am directly quoting Miami Vice (2006).
fauxedo.bsky.social
Happy Birthday, Don Callis. I got you some socks, you bald fuck.
fauxedo.bsky.social
Real cow tools-ass bowls, ya got here.
fauxedo.bsky.social
Hey, do I have a slurry for you!
fauxedo.bsky.social
John Carpenter made some of the greatest movies of all time and then retired to make music with his son and play video games. It’s possible he has lived the greatest life in human history.
fauxedo.bsky.social
Watching The Thing (because how could I not) and covering Pepper’s little puppy eyes during the opening.
fauxedo.bsky.social
Instagram finally figured out I’m trans, and now all my ads are for cute clothes. Fuck.
fauxedo.bsky.social
Considering getting into Commander so I can meet more tgirls in my area.
fauxedo.bsky.social
Like think about how much regular air you breathe in a week compared to the 15 minutes you spend smoking those cigarettes.
fauxedo.bsky.social
There’s a lot of dumb shit that nerds like to get pedantic about, but Alien has to be the worst. Anyone who has ever complained “That’s not how the xenomorph lifecycle works!” should be pushed out of a moving car.
fauxedo.bsky.social
The obvious solution that I’ve been pushing for for years now is that all games should be away games (two teams play at a third, unrelated team’s field).
fauxedo.bsky.social
Love that they mic the bat. Whoever had that idea should have won the Nobel Peace Prize.
fauxedo.bsky.social
Just remember: everyone who has ever stored eggs has had someone tell them that they’ll never store eggs.