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clay bae | fic comms open @falsegrailwar.bsky.social · 13d

Once again I've barely managed to cover my expenses for this month (October) and I WILL GO INTO THE NEGATIVES IF I DON'T MAKE AT LEAST $115 BY THIS TIME NEXT MONTH. Please for the love of fucking god help me out. I'm not even asking for handouts here, I'm offering a service.

clay bae | fic comms open @falsegrailwar.bsky.social · Jul 11

HEYYY GUESS WHO'S REOPENING FIC COMMISSIONS
These pics are screenshots of the Tumblr post I made about it
Links:
Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/falsegrailwar
AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/falseg...
Anilist: anilist.co/user/falsegr...
Backloggd: backloggd.com/u/falsegrail...

HI I'M REOPENING FIC COMMISSIONS BECAUSE I NEED MONEY
$2/100 words up to 1.5k words
Contact me to discuss the specifics of the fic (ie ship, plot/premise, word count), then send the money via my Ko-fi once everything is confirmed. (I know my ask box here is closed; IMs are fine, or you can find me under the same username on Discord and Bluesky!)
Examples of my writing can be found on my AO3! I know I haven't posted anything there in a while but I promise I've been writing regularly, it's just mostly been RP stuff. If you want more recent examples or examples of specific fandoms/characters/ships that are not present on my AO3, I will happily provide them privately if I have them!

Will Write:

Ships of any gender combo or number of people
Fluff
Angst, hurt/comfort
AUs and headcanons
Gen fics
Introspective or character-focused fics
Violence
Dark or heavy topics
Will Not Write:

Incest
Pedophilia
Smut (just not experienced writing it, sorry)
I reserve the right to refuse to write something for reasons not listed here

Fandoms I Most Want To Write For:

To Be Hero X
Type-Moon (primarily Fate series & Kara no Kyoukai)
Various Other Fandoms I Can Write For:

Mo Dao Zu Shi/The Untamed
Tian Guan Ci Fu
Granblue Fantasy
Genshin Impact (up to uh. whichever version Varesa came out in.)
Honkai Star Rail (up to early Amphoreus)
Honkai Impact 3rd (part 1 only, no APHO)
Eve MVs/Kara no Kioku
Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (through Stone Ocean)
Honestly if you see it on my AO3, social media, Anilist, or Backloggd I can probably write it comfortably. Don't be afraid to ask! Worst I'll do is say no!

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 13h

i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife

Michael Rapaport tweets: "How’s a so-called “working class” mayoral candidate like Zohran Mamdani eating at OMEN SUSHI tonight — one of the priciest joints in NYC? 🍣💰
This clown lives in a rent-stabilized apartment in Queens but dines like a diplomat on a Qatar-funded per diem.
Who’s paying for that toro, “Zoron the Moron”?"

There are two photos of Zohran Mamdani and his wife eating at a restaurant.

Michael Rapaport eating outside of a restaurant. There are some white canopy umbrellas around him and a tree in the background. Also the ocean and some fence.

Two photos. The first shows the outside of Nobu in Malibu. The second shows the area where Michael sat. There is the same tree, ocean, white canopy umbrellas, and fence.

The menu for Nobu in Malibu shows prices around $60. The menu for Omen Sushi in NYC shows prices around $35.

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jenn m. jackson @jennmjacksonphd.bsky.social · 16h

I want more people to care that SNAP benefits are being cut off on November 1. 40% of SNAP beneficiaries are children. This is callous and vile.

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Dinky @badgobbo.bsky.social · 16h

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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 16h

Last week our local humane society took in 28 cats from a woman who had gotten in over her head with too many litters. They require a lot of care to get them healthy and adoptable - please consider a donation if you can! www.hsccvt.org/donate

Photo of five shorthaired colorpoint kittens in a carrier.

Photo of many cats in carriers loaded into the back of a van.

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LunaKata @lunakataaahhh1228.bsky.social · 19h

Miss Carmilla 🌹
#FGO #FateGrandOrder

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Granblue EN (Unofficial) @grandcypher.com · 18h

Hi, Mom. We can't help but notice you've got a double Omen waiting for us on turn 1

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Skylar Sunday 🔞 Vees Era @skylarsunday.bsky.social · 18h

Speaking of being poor, people please donate to local food banks, many of us on SNAP will not get funds for groceries next month because of the government shutdown. It’s absolutely ridiculous that families will starve because of the government having a temper tantrum.

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Joseph Fink @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 17h

we've had decades of media about evil genius serial killers that are impossible to catch, when in reality they're usually dumb assholes who would have been caught in a second if the police were halfway competent and not so lazy

wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · 17h

every true crime doc: for decades the police tripped over their own dicks and tried to pin the murders on random people and then suddenly someone called and told them exactly what happened

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🝤 unfortunate mage ◐ @putrefactions.bsky.social · 23h

I wish people cared as much about engaging with the creative works of bipoc as they did engaging with conversations about racism. especially when there is so much work that confronts, cannibalizes, and generates both comfort + catharsis in spite of, or despite of it. it feels sadistic after a point.

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Pina ✨ ADHD Alien @adhd-alien.bsky.social · 1d

How I explain Executive Dysfunction with "Buttons" or: why I'm not just lazy, I'm fighting myself. 3 Comic series, part 1 of 3. Next part on Thursday :)

Comic explaining ADHD motivation with a stove metaphor.
Text: “You can explain ADHD motivation like a stove with retractable buttons.” A pot sits on a stove with two knobs. Text continues: “The buttons are the ‘motivation’ to start an action. When the stove gets turned on, an action gets started. When people want to cook, they press the buttons and turn the stove on. But for me, the buttons don’t appear, so I can’t start cooking.”
At the bottom, the character with short black hair and yellow antennae tries pressing the stove knobs repeatedly but nothing happens.

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 20h

the president has destroyed the east wing of the white house without so much as a word of input from anyone else to build a royal ballroom paid for with bribes

Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 20h

NEW: After The Washington Post reported Monday on the demolition of the "East Wing facade," a new picture obtained by Law Dork that was taken on Tuesday shows that a substantial portion of the entirety of the East Wing has been demolished.

Photograph of ongoing demolition of the East Wing of the White House.

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milk @milkand.bsky.social · 1d

hey man do you wanna play jackbox? yeah we're playing one of the drawing games. oh yeah guy who self flagellates over how bad he sucks at drawing is playing. yeah it'll be fun. oh the guy who only makes cum jokes is here too

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jaxxie @icecreamjaxxie.bsky.social · 5d

i don't care how bad the bluesky discover tab is i am not moving back to twitter

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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 1d

ICE is now the 13th largest military in the world on its own.

Never ever accept the lie we cannot pay for Universal Healthcare.

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hey there, benji. @benjaminfaye.bsky.social · 2d

Saying you are nonviolent will not protect you from the violence of the state.

Saying you “don’t break the law” doesn’t matter when the law is whatever the state says it is.

That’s not wisdom. At best, it’s naïveté. And being naive about this has killed more people than a bullet ever could.

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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 3d

When you say only the “genuinely disabled” should receive support, you’re aiding fascism.

When you say people are scamming the system, you’re aiding fascism.

Many disabilities are invisible and it’s hard to get support.

People aren’t scamming. That’s “useless eater” rhetoric designed to divide.

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clay bae | fic comms open @falsegrailwar.bsky.social · 1d

Shirou Day over do I go back to the Enkidu icon (matches my url) or switch to a Nicey layout (The Hyperfixation)

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GHADEER🫂 @qgde-er1sv.bsky.social · 3d

These could be our last breaths🚨
The struggle to find food,water, medicine has become extremely exhausting
This link is my family's only source of income
Please share this post so we can reach as many people as possible who can help🥹❤️‍🩹
Please share, donate,comment
tinyurl.com/save-my-baby...

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Kevleno @roadlesskevalot.bsky.social · 2d

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 2d

Amazon’s Ring is partnering with Flock

• A network of AI-powered cameras used by ICE, federal agencies, and police

• Authorities can request users to share footage to assist with 'evidence collection and investigative work'

(via Techcrunch | 404 Media co)