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Evan Allgore
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Writer for The New Yorker, McSweeney's, The Believer, The Millions, The Novelizers, Current Affairs, Points in Case, Vol. 1 Brooklyn https://www.evanallgood.com/
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Evan Allgore @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · Mar 29
Considering our mortality
Buddy (a young black pit bull) takes in Green-Wood Cemetery from just outside the fence
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Christian Allgood @allgood.bsky.social · 9h
@samreich.bsky.social says, “Be a superfan.”

@evoooooooooooo.bsky.social gifted me a subscription last year and it has been worth every penny. I just gifted subscriptions to two more friends and upgraded to superfan.
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PSA: if you're interested in joining Superfan, use code "SUPER25" to get 25% off of your FIRST year 🤑
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'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io @brainmage.bsky.social · 17h
Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
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Mark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 3d
This is really despicable and deserves to be Andrew Cuomo's political obituary. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/23/n...
After Remark About Mamdani and Sept. 11, Cuomo Faces Democratic Rebukes
www.nytimes.com
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Evan Allgore @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 2d
Chauncey Billups? The basketball coach?
Jim Downey on Conan O'Brien's podcast
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 4d
Andrew Cuomo’s campaign just posted — and quickly deleted — this AI-generated ad depicting “criminals for Zohran Mamdani.”

Features a Black man in a keffiyeh shoplifting, an abuser, a trespasser, a trafficker, a drug dealer, and a drunk driver all declaring support for Mamdani.
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Evan Allgore @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 4d
Lol at this grainy photo of Zohran that looks like it was pulled from security footage
A weirdly doctored photo of Zohran Mamdani, which accompanies an op-ed by Bret Stephens: "Why Mamdani Frightens Jews Like Me"
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Evan Allgore @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 5d
Leave Bub Carrington alone!
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Evan Allgore @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 5d
My first Astoria sighting 😍
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Astoria the wild turkey chills in the Battery
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Evan Allgore @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 6d
(to barber, as if at confession) It has been three months since my last haircut
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onion person @junlper.beer · 9d
saw this clip of the NYC mayor debate and i had tears in my eyes, perhaps the most insane section of any debate ever
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Esther Zuckerman @ezwrites.bsky.social · 18d
Spoke with legend Jim "lunatics, haters, and punk trash" Downey about working with PTA twice, Tim Robinson and "Jeff Epstein? The New York financier?" www.gq.com/story/jim-do...
Jim Downey? The Movie Actor?
He retired as SNL's longest-tenured writer more than a decade ago. Now, at 73, he's having a moment, with a viral Epstein joke on Conan's podcast, a sinister supporting turn in One Battle After Anothe...
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 11d
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Evan Allgore @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 12d
Mets fans
Jackson Lamb on Slow Horses saying, "At least my lot fuck up on an epic scale." "They're not just run-of-the-mill fuckups like yours."
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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 13d
ME: ugh why does my back hurt all the time

ALSO ME:
Tim Robinson super slouched on a chair looking at his phone like a doofus
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 17d
If they've got you angry with tamale vendors, museum displays and trans kids, you are their perfect dumbass and whatnot.
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Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 15d
UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
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Kat Flandermeyer @katflandermeyer.bsky.social · 17d
cam skattebo runs like a deer that wandered into a convenience store and is now mowing down candy aisles trying to figure out where the window is
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Evan Allgore @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 20d
Hell yeah, do it little dude
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Evan Allgore @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 22d
Me and the fellas trying to procure some basic personal hygiene products from Walgreens
Danny Ocean going over the plan in Ocean's 11
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Evan Allgore @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 23d
This golden bachelor is Twinkie—a sweet, middle-aged gentleman who wants to romp around and play fetch. Adopt this lovable lug at Sean Casey Animal Rescue in Brooklyn
Twinkie, a handsome and happy golden retriever Twinkie, a handsome and happy golden retriever Twinkie plays with a ball Twinkie, a handsome and happy golden retriever
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Evan Allgore @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 24d
Today's the day 😏
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Ladies, don't forget to show your man you appreciate him by giving him a Spider-Man costume on Friday
A sign in a florist's window that says "National Boyfriend Day Oct 3rd" next to a drawing of Spider-Man
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25d
RIP Jane Goodall. I feel like it's shortchanging her legacy to focus only on her work with chimpanzees when her compassion extended to ALL animals. One of the best ways you can honor & continue her legacy is to incorporate more plant based meals into your life. ❤️ news.janegoodall.org/2017/04/28/w...
Why I Went Plant-Based (And Why We Should All Eat Less Meat)
Dr. Goodall went plant-based after confronting what that meat represents: pain. Since, she learned more reasons why the work to #eatmeatless is important.
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Evan Allgore @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 25d
September 30. October 1.
The wrestler Sting in his blonde surfer era The wrestler Sting in his Crow era
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Evan Allgore @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 26d
Or is this reminder just for Mary Jane Watson?
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Evan Allgore @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 26d
Ladies, don't forget to show your man you appreciate him by giving him a Spider-Man costume on Friday
A sign in a florist's window that says "National Boyfriend Day Oct 3rd" next to a drawing of Spider-Man
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