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eva wood 🦇

@evawood.bsky.social

110 followers 41 following 39 posts

queer-coded villain / creative director / friendly seattle cryptid

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 25d

I LOVE HIM

eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · 25d

Didn’t you illustrate a cute lil pixel heeler for this?

eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · Jun 27

i knew i was tempting fate with this one and i went ahead and did it anyway. anyway i got laid off

eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · May 12

I know it’s a police state app but fuck if it doesn’t make me smile from time to time

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choplogik @choplogik.bsky.social · Apr 8

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wint @dril.bsky.social · Apr 8

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · Apr 6

tariff this, tariff that. what i wanna know is, when’s someone gonna tariff my clothes

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · Apr 3

check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)

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𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦 𝐮𝐧𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 🪦🐛 @waveform.observer · Mar 19

lawrence fishburne as morpheus in the first matrix movie where he's kinda laying the whole shebang down for neo the first time. it's in the speech bubble meme format, so it looks like he is saying the quoted post.

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eva wood 🦇 @evawood.bsky.social · Mar 25

(through tears) that’s showbiz, baby

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wargen @funeralpig.bsky.social · Mar 20

faking my death to test the polycule’s strength

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𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙠 @winterk.bsky.social · Mar 15

if I say I am displeased with where the industry went its largely because stuff like "YOU ARE A NOW A WORKER!" (ANT EMERGING FROM EGG) {framed by a UI that looks like a business application} is no longer normal