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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 11h

This is just plain misinformation. Rather than offering real arguments, the Jedis are focused on ad hominem attacks toward the only party putting Canadians first. Canadians please be safe November 21st 🙏

Master Trevor Ng M.P.S.P @trevyng.bsky.social · 15h

Clearing up @polarmpsp.bsky.social and @evanroche.bsky.social LIES!

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 1d

“Blind trust”, “Anonymous broker”, and “Loblaws”. Canadians, if this isn’t an omission of guilt, I don’t know what is. This election, please make the right choice. Evan, or the elites.

Master Trevor Ng M.P.S.P @trevyng.bsky.social · 1d

All of my assets are in a blind trust held by an anonymous broker. This MP thinks he knows what I invest in, when I haven’t known myself ever since my manager at Loblaws first generously deducted my paycheque for an investment fund. More and more #PPCLIES at a time Canada wants the truth!

MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 1d

This is complete defamation. Of course this member is concerned with personal finances, especially since he was caught day trading the stock of the Jedi “speeders” to get rich. Canadians, November 21st you have a choice. Canada, or corruption.

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 1d

This is complete defamation. Of course this member is concerned with personal finances, especially since he was caught day trading the stock of the Jedi “speeders” to get rich. Canadians, November 21st you have a choice. Canada, or corruption.

Master Trevor Ng M.P.S.P @trevyng.bsky.social · 1d

The Jedi Party has faith that despite PPC disinfo campaigns, the electorate knows what’s best.

I did my diligence, as did Canadians, in researching all candidates in this race.

I ordered a hard check of your credit score.

My question, Mr Polar, why are all your bank and credit accounts FROZEN?

MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 1d

Wait a minute…

“First of all, this is fake.

Secondly, were it real, I would not regret a thing and in fact would do it again if I had the opportunity.”

Canadians, it is evident this is the agenda of the Jedi party. Please be safe November 21st 🫡

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 1d

Wait a minute…

“First of all, this is fake.

Secondly, were it real, I would not regret a thing and in fact would do it again if I had the opportunity.”

Canadians, it is evident this is the agenda of the Jedi party. Please be safe November 21st 🫡

Master Trevor Ng M.P.S.P @trevyng.bsky.social · 1d

More and More #PPCLIES! When will Romeo do what’s best for Canada and RESIGN! I have a lot more to say on this. Stay tuned.

Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 2d

We’ve found the Jedi Party’s QP talking points…and you won’t believe it!

NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.

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Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 2d

We’ve found the Jedi Party’s QP talking points…and you won’t believe it!

NOT.WORTH.THE.HEAT.

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Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 2d

We’ll even establish a national Robin Sparkles day

MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 2d

I second this motion 🫡

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 2d

Can we make it law that everyone should watch how I met your mother at least once ?

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 2d

I second this motion 🫡

Hon. Jayden Paquet-Noiseux PC. MP @jaydenpn.bsky.social · 2d

Can we make it law that everyone should watch how I met your mother at least once ?

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 4d

Happy Halloween Canadians! As we enjoy the day of scares, please note the only thing scarier than today is a unprepared Jedi government. Please stay safe November 21st 🫡

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Hon. Roméo Ntwari, PC. MP. @romeompsp.bsky.social · 5d

White Halloween😍.
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Halloween Blanc😍.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 9d

Putting Canada First 🇨🇦.
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Nous mettons le Canada D’abord 🇨🇦.

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 12d

Sounds like an unprofessional excuse to me… Canadians deserve the right to know each platform well ahead of the election, not a last minute document plagiarizing the Polar Party of Canada.

Jedi Master Mackenzie McLaughlin (MPSP) @mac-mcl-mpsp.bsky.social · 12d

To all those waiting on the Jedi Party platform, trust in the Force and all will be revealed in due time. We, the Jedi, know the importance of patience and the danger of rushing.

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 15d

No, it is not. Since our ideal highways are ice, car accidents will lower due to perfectly flat roads without pot holes. Moreover, we are investing in Canadian Ski-Doos to allow safe travel as an alternative to the reckless speeders that are terrifyingly poor at handling.

Jedi Master Hon. Ayesha Ahmed, P.C. , M.P. , MPSP @ayeshampsp.bsky.social · 15d

Isn't ice only highways a hazard..?

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Callum McKinnon @callummpsp.bsky.social · 19d

Every child should have an opportunity to visit the North Pole. That's why The Polar Party will fund Polar Express service across the country!
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Il faut que chaque enfant ait l'occasion de visiter le pôle nord. C'est pourquoi le Parti Polaire financera service de l'Express Polaire autour du pays!

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Hon. Ragy Missak P.C., M.P. MPSP @ragymissakmpsp.bsky.social · 18d

Bruh, you can’t protect Earth from Space.
That’s “out of this world” crazy.

Polar bears are the way to protect Canada.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

@polarmpsp.bsky.social

Jedi Party / Parti jedi @jedi-mpsp.bsky.social · 18d

CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF THE FALSE PROMISES OF THE PPC!!! 🤬🤬THEY WANT CONCRÈTE ACTION TO GUARANTEE THEIR SECURITY. THAT IS WHY THE JEDI PARTY PROMISES TO RECOMMISSION THE MAGNIFICENT FREEDOM STAR 🤩 THAT WILL ENSURE PEACE AND STABILITY TO CANADA AND ALL OF MANKIND 💪💪

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 18d

Polars will stand up against New Frengland’s tariffs, Jedis will turn a blind eye 🙏

Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 18d

Polars will Axe the Cold Tax, Build the Igloos, Freeze the Deficit and Stop the Timbit Tariffs.
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Les Polaires vont Couper la Taxe Froide, Construire les Igloos, Gêler le Déficit et Stopper les Tarifs Timbits.

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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 18d

Groceries are about to become more affordable!
We’re removing all tax on Frozen Goods in the groceries!
So go thaw that frozen pizza!
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Les épiceries vont être plus abordables.
Ont retire les taxes des aliments sûr-geler!

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.

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The Honorable Simon He, P.C., M.P. @simonhempsp.bsky.social · 18d

HEAR, HEAR! 🗣️

AXE THE TAX !!!

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 20d

As a former member of the Root Beer Party, I believe it is time to re-open the debate of what the national drink should be. But, there’s only one answer: Couche Tard’s “Polar Pop”. Canadians deserve the right to choose any drink they please, especially a root beer 🍻

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 20d

“As the @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social’s Barbie Judges-era comes to an end, Polars pledge to appoint Santa Judges”. 🎅⚖️
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“Alors que l’ère des Juges Barbie de @rosedagenaismpsp.bsky.social se termine, les Polaires s’engagent à nommer des Juges Santa”. 🧑‍🎄⚖️

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 21d

The Polar Party of Canada is the ONLY party that will pay homage to Canada, and keep the best interest of Canadians in mind 🙏

Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 21d

Arctic Ocean ? ❌
Canadian Ocean ? ✅
Vote Polar.
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Océan Arctique? ❌
Océan Canadien? ✅
Votez Polaire.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 22d

Happy thanksgiving, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦
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Bonne Action de grâce, Canada! 🍁🇨🇦

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 23d

This is still evidence of AI generation! Canadians, please stay alert and vote your Polar Party of Canada representative to ensure fake news is NOT federally funded in our democracy.

Oh’ Canada News Network @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social · 23d

🚨BREAKING🚨

WHO SAYS WE DON’T DO FACT CHECKING?!

STAY INFORMED, PATRIOTS

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MP Evan Roche @evanroche.bsky.social · 23d

Not this station spreading misinformation again 🤦‍♂️ Funny enough, I put this post through some AI detectors and guess what? 99.7% AI generation. Canadians, please be safe 🙏

Oh’ Canada News Network @ocnn-mpsp.bsky.social · 23d

🚨BREAKING🚨

POLAR PARTY CANDIDATE COMES OUT PRO-THEFT! WILL ANY CANADIANS BE SAFE IN A POLAR GOVERNMENT? THEY BUILD IGLOOS SO THEY CAN BREAK IN EASIER! CANADIANS ARE TIRED OF BEING STOLEN FROM!

WAKE UP, PATRIOTS

S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 24d

Ya, ya, let’s keep the AI slop to show how unserious we are.
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S.M. Bélanger, MP, CD. @smbelangerfakemp.bsky.social · 25d

We gotta say,
There’s a jolly good man up there in our True North, that would be a world-class ambassador for our country.
If you vote Polar, we will appoint Nicholas (Santa) Claus as the Canadian Ambassador to the UN.
That’s pretty cool.

🎅🏻🇨🇦❄️

Authorised by the Official Agent for S.M. Bélanger.

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Polar Party of Canada • Parti Polaire du Canada (PPC) @polarmpsp.bsky.social · 25d

Polars will get it done. 🥶🇨🇦
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Les Polaires s’en chargeront. 🥶🇨🇦

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