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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof

@evanbernick.bsky.social

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Associate Prof at Northern Illinois University College of Law. Constitutional law, criminal law, abolition, philosophy, hoops, puppies (esp. Argo the Floof). “Mildly Sephirothic at worst.” He/him.

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Preorder Read This When Things Fall Apart @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 7h

My latest is the story of how my community has rallied to protect and defend our neighbors in recent days, as ICE has targeted the Rogers Park neighborhood in Chicago. "This is not a story about a moment of victory, but a moment of being reminded of our power."

They Came for Our Neighbors. We Showed Up.

Before long, there were dozens, and then hundreds of people in the streets, watching and responding.

organizingmythoughts.org

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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 7h

"The violence directed against the gangs of masked armed gunmen we've sent to Chicago, LA, and Portland to grab people off the streets has got to stop."

- Trump Administration

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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 7h

menswear guy dunking on matt stoller? must be my birthday

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 7h

a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a window

Alt: Colin firth in kingsmen

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 7h

Has anyone tried it and not been murdered?

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 7h

Why would you fuck with this guy

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 8h

Matt Stoller being very Matt Stoller, calling someone else a "classic left poseur snob"

Matt Stoller being eviscerated by @dieworkwear.bsky.social

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 8h

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 7h

“What they were about was the interaction of these grotesque people, doomed by nature to wear their souls on their faces.”

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 7h

You gotta read Ebert’s four star review if you haven’t. He loved visionary movies.

www.rogerebert.com/reviews/dick...

Dick Tracy movie review & film summary (1990) | Roger Ebert

There always was something inbred about the Dick Tracy comic strip, some suggestion that all of its characters had been mutated by the same cosmic rays, and

www.rogerebert.com

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Julia Rose Kraut @juliarosekraut.bsky.social · 1d

Rest in Peace, Diane Keaton. Thank you for your work and for your many wonderful performances. My favorite was your role as Louise Bryant in "REDS" (1981). 🗃️

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"Alone with your work" -- Diane Keaton and Jack Nicholson in Reds

YouTube video by David Gibson

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 16h

WHERE U GO

just to the fridge

WHAT HAPPENING

nothing im just getting food

TAKE FLOOF

I… ok

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 8h

His name is Argo!

Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 16h

WHERE U GO

just to the fridge

WHAT HAPPENING

nothing im just getting food

TAKE FLOOF

I… ok

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 20h

(it’s not a skewed sample size unless you don’t know what a sample is)

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 20h

Also, lol reason.com/volokh/2025/...

Even With A Skewed Sample Size, The New York Times Survey Of Federal Judges Reveals A Brewing Judicial Crisis

The New York Times surveyed nearly four-hundred federal judges, asking them about their views of the Supreme Court's emergency docket. I agree…

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 20h

To Beau’s point, I don’t take anyone to be denying that judges are complaining and the article is pretty transparent. They asked hundreds. 65 responded. 47 complained. It’s the “most comprehensive to date,” not “comprehensive, full stop.” I’m not sure what there is to take issue with here.

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 20h

lol I can’t believe this works. Might be the only genuine cheese in Silksong m.youtube.com/watch?v=zqlW...

Silksong | How to cheese Chef Lugoli (NOT PATCHED)

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 21h

Caption: wolf versus bear, who will win

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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 7d

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 22h

Argo sneezes after 75 percent of his morning stair climbs

Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 22h

thank you! yes is a Berner

Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 22h

strettttcch stomp clomp stomp clomp turn stomp clomp ACHOO

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Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 22h

One must sculpt one’s floof

Evan Bernick, a finite mode with a smol hooman and a lorg floof @evanbernick.bsky.social · 22h

YES HENLO HOOMAN WUtT R WE DOING DIS FUNDAY

Giant floofy smiling Bernese mountain dog

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