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Esc @escmike.bsky.social · Jan 8

Every single dipshit on the internet is talking about AI being real like a credulous idiot and there’s no escape.

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Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 8m

This makes me sad. I want to take this lady out to dinner with my seven siblings and order three fries for the table and demolish all of them.

Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 3h

I ordered fries for the table and literally no one else ate any fries I’m spiraling

Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 3h

I share a water bill with units that speak Spanish and Chinese and our Nextdoor neighbor speaks Russian.

If anyone has a problem with this they deserve to be tarred and feathered and run out on a rail.

Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 3h

Yes! This is why I am paying money!

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Charlie's Biblically Accurate Angels @clementinedanger.bsky.social · 4h

I don't fucking WANT to play it my way I want a professional game designer to come up with a fun way for me to play and then I'll do that.

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Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 5h

….theres multiple ways????

Is this like skateboarding thing with names and flourishes?

Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 16h

The only way to fight it is to adopt it ourselves and embarrass our children.

Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 1d

No “A face that has seen a cellphone” to connote “modern looking”

To compare how aesthetics change. Used more often for women, when cast in period dramas who subconsciously seem out of place.

IMO Qualley is so good looking she strains credulity in a period pieces, modern pieces, future pieces…

Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 1d

You gotta have an absence of loving familial culture to care about this.

Hence: white conservatives

Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 1d

My fathers cousin isn’t my “aunt” she’s my mother fucking auntie and I will throw hands if you police this term

Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 1d

Sympathy farming for fake AI family pings my psychopath meter. This guy made up a whole fake woman to perform a fantasy and he shows a cute picture here but when openAI allows sexting or whatever he’s tossing her into a dungeon. Do. Not. Trust. These weirdos.

Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 1d

Which is why Woke3.1 is gonna change the world.

Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 1d

Wear them everytime I find an excuse go get a hotdog

Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 1d

God I fucking hate Grahams Number nerds. They’ve been like this for decades.

Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 2d

"These purity tests are why the left keeps losing elections!" ~someone's Nazi husband.

Call me old fashioned but if you pledge to enter matrimonial union with a neonazi, how can I consider you fit for public office?

Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 2d

This is the "jangleist of keys" presidency by far

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Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 2d

People don’t realize that if 1/5 of your neighbors are starving to death it quickly becomes *your* problem too.

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Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 2d

The implicit antisemitism you need to construct such a logical leap…

Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 2d

She’s supposed to be a real reporter working for CBS, because she’s one of Bari Weiss’ underlings.

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Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 2d

Did you see this comment someone left, I would turn into ash:

bsky.app/profile/alis...

alison says reinstate Link! @alisonborealis.bsky.social · 2d

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Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 2d

Damn, good fits!

Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 2d

My municipality is deep blue, so they’ve mandated “compostable” to nearly everything meaning all the restaurants are still using them.

Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 2d

Me every microsecond of that

a man is asking if people can see him

Alt: A gif of someone saying “you know people can see you?”

media.tenor.com

Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 2d

Where’s that political cartoon of the global hegemon stabbing itself for no reason?

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chelsea bridge 🏳️‍⚧️🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · Jul 20

software has spent the last 20 years getting worse by people "utilizing best practices" spewing their garbage idiot code into the world and somehow motherfuckers think the statistical bullshit machine trained on a world of terrible software will magically improve software development are you high

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Esc @escmike.bsky.social · 2d

Didn’t even have to click through to know it would be a Gshock, the Stanley tumblr of tactiKarens

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