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Edyn Glass

@empressedyn.bsky.social

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 2d

Fun fact /j actually means /jerious which means the poster is being extra serious and should be taken seriously /j

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 34m

Idk probably

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[Pro Tem] Sena-BoOoO-tor Fey @sushisiren.bsky.social · 43m

this is going on a t-shirt

GONZO the Ghoastly 👻 @gonzo.bsky.social · 1h

I am TRY

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 40m

No I have normal camera

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 40m

I often unfollow people accidentally then follow them back (this morning it was completely intentional though)

Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 49m

100$ is a small price to pay for a nice new gun. The people wanna hunt

Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 55m

Nvm I'm deciding who's my funniest mutual by how funny you look throwing rocks

vurrence.bsky.social @vurrence.bsky.social · 1h

I think it’s the WAY you throw rocks that makes you funny.

Not just how many you throw.

Quality over quantity.

Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 1h

A - all
C - children
A - are
B - bastards
We shall kill the kids/j

Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 1h

Why not?

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 1h

Atp you should probably try NOT to hit me that might help

Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 1h

Your job is to shoot children, congratulations

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 1h

No that is not throwing+how would you know if I were even home

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 2h

Deciding who my funniest mutual is based on how many rocks they've thrown at me

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 2h

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 2h

Actually yeah this all is starting to make sense lol

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 2h

Fine, but if you hate it that's on you

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[Pro Tem] Sena-BoOoO-tor Fey @sushisiren.bsky.social · 2h

something something great minds (it's an honor - didn't need that literacy shit anyway, I've read enough for one lifetime)

my skeets referencing this joke thread

SHIT..my literacy is gone

magic birb stole it, so it's fine

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 2h

Cold

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 2h

In saying this you put yourself under review, sorry but you can't read anything

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 2h

Just realized that this whole conversation has taken place in py's replies while she is unable to be mean and sarcastic sorry lmao (50% chance this is muted tho)

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 2h

This sounds fun!

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 2h

This is one of my less weird ones

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 2h

Oh lmao, yeah I like it too where I can taste them both fairly equally

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 2h

ratios were correct imo so yeah if you don't like the flavors not much you can do lol

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 2h

Mayo I added enough to cover one side and also not be overshadowed by the peanut butter. To taste them both

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Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 2h

Okay so the original context beyond this was sandwich form. with sandwich I added enough peanut butter to cover one slice of bread, but not a thin cover a little thick but not really. Somewhere middle

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