Emo Philips: a true SICKO.
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@emophilips.bsky.social

I’ve seen @emophilips.bsky.social live a few times and he’s amazing. Still a master, hilarious and smart and weird in all the best ways. See him if you can!

Well, we're all doing that, for sure, on social media. My favorite tweet of all time was from @emophilips.bsky.social

who said, "I like Twitter because it combines my two favorite forms of communication: texting, and throwing a note in a bottle out into the sea."

Had a blast yesterday at Riot Fest hanging out with some of my favorite artists. Thanks and much love to Sparks, Camper Van Beethoven, Mac Sabbath, Shonen Knife, Puddles Pity Party and Emo Philips for performing on the Weird World stage with me.

Delaware!

I headline Arden Gild Hall this Saturday, 10/18!

I am excited to return to where last year I opened for the hilarious Emo Philips and this year the also hilarious Samantha Ruddy will be opening for ME!

If you are in the Delaware area (Delawarea?!), come on out!

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So is @emophilips.bsky.social , and everyone should know that, too! I mean seriously, if you have one you should have the other!

The “Emo Philips: Guaranteed No Cannibalism” Tour is celebrating the 12 days of Thanksgiving (I’m fairly sure that’s a thing) with shows in Ann Arbor, Cincinnati, Lexington, Nashville & Bloomington; feast on the particulars: emophilips.com

The sound quality is just as good as it was on the original Edison Disc

Thrilled that the outrageously original @emophilips.bsky.social is releasing his long-lost album “Emo” worldwide with Goat Song Records. Experience the playful, darkly absurd mind that @pattonoswalt.bsky.social called "the most brilliant joke-writer in the game". QR Code at the end of the reel.

Don't let anybody lie to you, this is the original Midwest Emo

I just learned Emo Philips is on blusky
@emophilips.bsky.social

Blusies- @emophilips.bsky.social absolutely KILLED in Cleveland Sunday night! If you are lucky enough to have a show of his nearby see him.

in lieu of a globe, flat earthers can substitute a lazy susan

you can confirm it with an experiment at home if you have a globe, a flashlight, and an australian

that’s just science

of course an australian, being south of the equator, would say the opposite: “now is the autumnal equinox of our content”

now is the autumnal equinox of our discontent

Playfully attempting to distract “Weird Al” Yankovic as he dials 911

I’m ecstatic to be going on the road with one of my closest and funniest friends, real or imaginary: the perpetually ebullient Tim Cavanagh (represented here by the tiger); prowl for the particulars at www.emophilips.com