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Danielle Sepulveres

@ellesep.bsky.social

2.8K followers 230 following 1.7K posts

📝 of pop culture/relationships/health. Created Adult Spelling Bee. Mets fan. Followed the 👣 of Alicia Florrick Kitty Montgomery Cat Brant. Loves sandwiches. daniellesep.com

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 9h

Are we all gonna watch the Dodgers continue to beat the hell out of the Brewers tonight

Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 22h

Loling that I legit started a trend today

Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 11d

The world is a trash fire but I ordered the most amazing welcome mat for my new place and it genuinely can’t get here fast enough so I can show it off and take a little bit of joy in something

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Recession-Plagued Nation Demands New Bubble To Invest In https://theonion.com/recession-plagued-nation-demands-new-bubble-to-invest-i-1819569940/

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 1d

In the fall my straight dude friends get excited about the return of tights and skirts and boots while I revel in the man with broad shoulders peacoat season

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 1d

With a certain person’s return from “exile” I must once again share the open letter I wrote that got rejected from Shouts & Murmurs that was meant for RFK Jr.’s mistresses

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A brief open letter to RFK Jr.’s mistresses

It’s well established now that RFK Jr. is a quack. A crank. An angry uninformed man who can’t defend any of his stances in Congressional…

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 1d

Me turning into Mandy Patinkin

a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means " to another bald man

ALT: a man says " you keep using that word i do not think it means what you think it means " to another bald man

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 1d

There’s no way that book contains anything more than what could have been said in two texts in the group chat

Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 1d

Unsolicited Nick pic

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Jacob Oller @jacoboller.bsky.social · 1d

Google is killing my industry so it can be coy about dogs’ chess abilities

AI: No dogs cannot play chess in the human sense because

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 1d

I customized it with an Etsy shop!

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 1d

Customized it with this Etsy shop!!

www.etsy.com/listing/7015...

www.etsy.com

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 2d

This arriving today means the Brewers are gonna win for Bob Uecker tonight

Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 2d

She’s here and she’s perfect

Skinny welcome mat that reads “juuuuuust a bit outside”

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 2d

She’s here and she’s perfect

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 2d

Lol at my new dog walker checking in with the daily report and asking “does your dog always look suspicious?”

Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 2d

Any senior level person who comes into a company wanting you to write a memo explaining your day to day work is 100% unqualified for the role they’ve been hired for and veryyyy clearly going to be a terrible manager

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 2d

Oh my god Brewers and Mariners World Series is totally happening

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Danielle Sepulveres @ellesep.bsky.social · 2d

checking the tracking on an Etsy package again like a dummy as if yes at 8:48pm it might randomly be arriving early even though it has always said it’s coming tomorrow