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Eli Balin
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You have snubbed "Return of the Ape Man", and this insult will not be forgotten.
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Ever seen a 750-pound muskox face off with a 210-pound pumpkin? 💥 Hudson did, and won! 🏆 Catch more pumpkin-smashing, leaf-crunching, fall fun during #ZooBoo, October 18 & 19. 🎃🐾
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I am merely aiding the police in their inquiries, it is simply a way of passing the time for me, and the constables, they are gracious enough to accept my assistance, all unpaid, of course. If you, too, will humor me by joining the other guests in the parlor I would like to share some of my findings
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
BRB, getting wind lashed on the Staircase of Daru
I think it would be completely appropriate for Alan Moore to record himself reading Morrison's apology in a funny voice and then laughing for a full half-hour.
Xanadu is Mirror Universe Rollerball
A sensible country would've had at least two votes of No Confidence and snap elections by now.
Whoa. Fewer than 20 questions to get there.
Lance Percival might have a legitimate claim to a Habsburg title.
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God keep me from ever completing anything.
"Before we begin, a few words about Tom Bombadil..."
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In case anyone has never seen the commercial that Terry Pratchett said inspired him (sort of) while writing Good Omens:
Belt buckle of the guy who makes you think, "We need to pay our check and leave this diner NOW."
reddit occupied government
It's the same cover, but each one has incrementally smaller feet and more/larger pouches.
Half of the universe's population blinks in and out of existence every half second for two minutes.
🎵"OHHHHHHKLAHOMA where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain..."🎵
Trick question; a hot dog is a taco.
Specifically the guy in the cowboy hat.
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