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Jay 🔜 Shoebox?

@elflawyer.bsky.social

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They/He Proud parent of a rescue dog. Love cube, cooking, fantasy books, history books, food history books, TTRPGs. We need to rework the Democratic Party. Only here til I'm ~35.

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Command Zoe @commandzoe.bsky.social · 7h

No sound, but you can hear it, right?

#mtgambassador #mtgxatla

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Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 9h

If they rebooted Shadowrun's world & lore (because holy shit, there's so much lore built on top of everything), with indigenous folks in charge of worldbuilding, I'd be on board.

Meanwhile, Coyote & Crow exists.

Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 9h

I want to like Shadowrun lore, but it's treatment of indigenous culture & folklore is racist as hell

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Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 9h

That's so cool! That store is one of the most gorgeous I've ever been to

Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 9h

Many are saying it's a banger

Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 10h

Eternal Witness, Ephemerate, maybe a cheeky Spellseeker

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NarukamiKnight @narukamiknight.bsky.social · 16h

fuck writing Winds of Winter, make beating Gen AI your life Mr Martin and you'll go down in history as one of the GOATs

Ryan (Monsterdust) @monsterdust.bsky.social · 1d

Massive win and beginning of the end for generative ai

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Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 10h

What an incredible milestone, I'm glad for your vision of the game

Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 10h

Imagine watching Groundskeeper Willie die a fiery death on live TV, cursing the children of Springfield for years to come (aired Oct 29th 1995). And then, the next morning, still traumatized by this experience, needing to get up to start your job at Wizards of the Coast.

Groundskeeper Willie's fiery death in Treehouse of Horror VI, aired on October 29th 1995

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Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 10h

What if we reanimate the Time Walk

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Lyra, Secretary for the Divine @lyrathesmol.bsky.social · 10h

I was not joking, btw

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 1d

me: a guy here was arrested for assaulting a woman while he was cosplaying as a nazi officer

Dad: what is cosplay

me: *explains*

Dad: sounds like a nazi who stopped "cosplaying" as a normal person

This man's ability to randomly say insightful thing while also putting cosplay in quotes is a trip

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Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 11h

@jayarajamani.bsky.social it's your man!!

Jay 🔜 Shoebox? @elflawyer.bsky.social · 11h

It's important to handle your orbs properly as you ascend the Spire

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17h

one sec printing up hats for my 2028 run: MAQA, Make America (be on) Quaaludes Again

Jake i 🇵🇸 ✡️ (alt Space Laser Command) @jakei.bsky.social · Jul 17

why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 1d

those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station

Rosen Thorne @rosenthorne.bsky.social · 1d

We gotta normalize responding to bullshit with "dude who fucking cares"

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🎃 Sid Oozeley 🎃 @oozeley.bsky.social · 20h

reinventing fire emblem from first principles:

Prismatic Wasteland @prismaticwasteland.com · 22h

Concept: chess with literally no rules changes but every piece has an elaborate backstory that the player must read before play begins. Sure, it’s easy to sacrifice a faceless nameless pawn, but not so easy when you know about their life story and everything that got them to this war