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King Elwood

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Packers. Bucks. Devils. Brewers. Bulldogs. Birds. Nature. Fishing. Running. Captive of Iowa.

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King Elwood @ekingsbury.bsky.social · Aug 20

Took this photo of a pelican flying while #running tonight. I think it’s pretty cool. #Birds

Hendrickson Marsh, #Iowa

#RunningJournal

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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 2h

Oh wow we're doing a Grover White House?

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King Elwood @ekingsbury.bsky.social · 1h

Soda tastes way better out of a can than it does out of a plastic bottle.

And it’s every kind of soda.

Thanks

King Elwood @ekingsbury.bsky.social · 2h

The Milwaukee Bucks

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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 7h

War is peace

In addition to everything else, Tariffs on other Countries SAVED our Cattle Ranchers!

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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 3h

Only a few dozen weeks since "the president will demolish the entire east wing of the white house and replace it with an illegal ballroom paid for by outright bribes extracted from big companies and billionaires" would have made you sound like a lunatic

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King Elwood @ekingsbury.bsky.social · 3h

lol they don’t like the people who do have formal education on the matter though too lol

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King Elwood @ekingsbury.bsky.social · 4h

How long until we see the first one of these:

a man is kneeling down in front of a sign that says boston

ALT: a man is kneeling down in front of a sign that says boston

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King Elwood @ekingsbury.bsky.social · 4h

Turn it all into more parking lots for tailgating

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Rob Sand @robsandia.bsky.social · 5h

For too long, Iowa's political parties have been too busy throwing mud at each other to solve the very real problems our state faces every day. Iowans are fed up & ready for a change. www.thegazette.com/campaigns-el...

After 100 town halls, Rob Sand says Iowans are 'fed up' and ready for change

Rob Sand wrapped up his 100 Town Hall Tour in Decorah, capping a months-long journey through all 99 counties with calls for bipartisan reform, stronger oversight of public funds, and practical action…

www.thegazette.com

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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 4h

Jon consults the Declaration of Independence to see if Trump meets the "king" qualifications

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 6h

That’s incomplete, he only got 2 of his 3 feet down inbounds

Andrew Siciliano @andrewsiciliano.bsky.social · 7h

Roger Goodell says the NFL is looking into how AI can help officiating in the future.

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King Elwood @ekingsbury.bsky.social · 6h

Heres why NY will win the Brunson for Thanasis trade and why that means Giannis will leave for NY:

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King Elwood @ekingsbury.bsky.social · 6h

A complete Debby downer comment coming here BUT

How are you supposed to keep those cold? Or whatever temperature range I’m ASSUMING is food safe? Like I’m assuming Mayo can’t be constant room/area temp..

I might be way off here.

King Elwood @ekingsbury.bsky.social · 6h

I’d just like to know what her taking a class about “environment” has to do with.. anything? lol

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King Elwood @ekingsbury.bsky.social · 6h

Heard that Brunson isn’t 100% happy with the Knicks and wanting to leave.. here’s a list of 10 teams that he will be on before the trade deadline:

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California Adderalles 🇵🇸🇺🇦🍞🌹🌻↙️↙️↙️ @caliredandgreen.bsky.social · Dec 16

I'm hyped to see him fight his arch-rival, Stone Cold Temple Pilot

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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · Dec 15

It has been a, uh, difficult week but I have not laughed louder and harder at something in a very long time than at this.

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King Elwood @ekingsbury.bsky.social · 7h

Farewell ✌️

Adam McCalvy @adammccalvy.bsky.social · 7h

Martin Maldonado, who played parts of six seasons with the Brewers at the start of a 15-year career, has retired. But he isn't done with baseball, as Brian McTaggart writes. www.mlb.com/astros/news/...

Maldonado retires after 15-year MLB career, wants to manage in future

This story was excerpted from Brian McTaggart’s Astros Beat newsletter. To read the full newsletter, click here. And subscribe to get it regularly in your inbox.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 7h

Giannis Antetokounmpo Panicking After Waking Up 3-Foot-2 https://theonion.com/giannis-antetokounmpo-panicking-after-waking-up-3-foot-2/

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Wisconsin Guy @ckeller141.bsky.social · 9h

Had to put this one on today.

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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 12h

The Democratic primary in this race will be held fully eight months from now in June 2026, there are nine active Democratic candidates, and there could be more! Even the filing deadline is still months away (March 15, I believe). I don’t get the PSA crew adopting a bunker mentality this early.