Ethan “Spooky [gestures at world]🧙‍♂️” Jacobs 🇺🇦
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Lawyer (copyright, trademark, and commercial disputes). Bandit Heeler disciple. Donut addict. He / him. San Francisco ∙ ejacobslaw.com
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If Putin had installed a president completely obedient to him and ordered him to kill the country, nothing would be different from what Trump did this past week.
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The difference between arguing a motion in trial court and arguing an appeal is that if you miss an opportunity to make a point in trial court, it will stop bothering you one day.
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Cleaning off my glasses and reading this again
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Mike Johnson: "We've always stood with Capitol police and law enforcement. We've shown that in word and deed."
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Of all the things from the 80s to be nostalgic about…

Nassau Police Charge Man With Raping and Killing Teenager in 1984 www.nytimes.com/2025/10/15/n...
As of his arrest on Tuesday, Mr. Bilodeau was living on Long Island and had worked for 12 years stocking shelves at a local Wal-Mart. When detectives asked him why his DNA matched a sample found with Theresa's body in the 1980s, he replied,
"People got away with murder back then," according to a prosecutor, Jared Rosenblatt.
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You gently run your hand through the rack. You can feel it—pure cotton, rich wool, Irish linen. The plump buttonholes are handsewn; the buttons attached with a firm shank. You flip the price tag over. It's affordable

You buy the jacket and go home, which is only 15 mins away. Your apt is $600/month
Headline reads: Altman says ChatGPT will soon allow erotic for adult users.
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kids teacher just sent this home as part of an assignment he's doing and i want to smash every computer at the school
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Probably need to tweak the prompt a tiny bit more

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Prompt: Show me in a diagram the parts of the human body that start with the letter n.
Result:
Silhouette of human body. The nipple is labeled “nostril,” the knee is labeled “navel,” and the other knee shows the kneecap, labeled “nerve.”
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They’re all doing okay for guys whose parents are JD Vance and a Denny’s banquette.
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I for one applauded when the dove flew out of Brenda’s molcajete.
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California, this November 4th, the whole country is counting on you.

Prop 50 puts our elections back on a level playing field, preserves independent redistricting over the long term, and lets the people decide.

So return your ballot today. Vote yes on 50.
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what in the hell just happened in Milwaukee
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Vaccines are safe and effective.

Autism isn't caused by vaccines, and autistic people and their families deserve our support.

When you want information, ask your doctor.

It's more important than ever for all of us to speak plainly, truthfully, and directly about public health.
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How odd it must be for Italians in Italy to learn that of everyone to emigrate to the new world from there, we chose their worst guy to celebrate.
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I can't believe this meme is now old enough to tie its shoes.
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Happy Large Boulder the Size of a Small Boulder Day!
Large Boulder the Size of a Small Boulder
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I'll wait for the opposition to read both screenplays. In the meantime, defendants' motion points out many differences and identifies similarities as scenes a faire (common elements often used in the genre and earlier works).
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Since the case was filed in the spring, the defendants moved to dismiss, plaintiff amended its complaint, defendants moved to dismiss again (link below), and the parties agreed to continue the hearing date on that motion for a month.

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Remote controlled drones imply the existence of a remote controlled queen.
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This is infuriating. She excuses the orders as "preliminary," but that's an argument for applying settled law or preserving the status quo. Allowing POTUS to disregard Congressional appropriations and fire independent agency heads are neither, they're a radical restructuring of Constitutional order.
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Amy Coney Barrett defends heavy use of the shadow docket: "If we wrote a long opinion, it might give the impression that we have finally resolved the issue, and in none of these cases have we finally resolved the issue."